4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News

4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News
4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News Led by John "Cueball" Mackenzie

21 June 2010


A MacKenzie hillbilly listener (likely one of those towing his ex-hooker Thai bargirl around Cairns Central on the weekends 'cause "they're in love") claimed this morning that Thailand had "one of the lowest crash rates" in the world. He then extended this absurdity by claiming that they do it with "no speed cameras, no infringements, and by not worrying about any speed limits". And said they have some of the best freeways in the world. According to this hillbilly, Thailand is the driving equivalent of Germany.

MacKenzie voiced agreement with this caller, and he then called in Peter Roggencamp to bolster the idea that driving faster is the best way to lower the road carnage.

Funny, but the death rate on Thai roads is over THREE TIMES that of Australia.

It's true there are few "traffic tickets", because bribing the "boys in brown" is the norm in corrupt Thailand. And also true is the experience of being driven at 140k on city streets in taxis. Yikes!

But John "Wigboy" MacKenzie never let a fact get in the way of a good hillbilly yarn, and doesn't have the intellect to even challenge such absurd stories told by his listeners. As long as he can bash the government.

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