4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News

4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News
4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News Led by John "Cueball" Mackenzie

20 July 2010

MACKENZIE HUNTS DOWN "JACKASS OF THE DAY" ON HOLIDAY IN MELBOURNE

Worried that the community hasn't bought into his frenzy of negativity about the Cultural Precinct, John MacKenzie today had his producer hunt down known culture-agnostic Peter Roggenkamp who was in fact on holiday in Melbourne. Since the same five people have called in day after day railing against the council and mayor's plans for the project, MacKenzie had to find someone new to attack the project, so desperate is he to divide the community.

Roggenkamp "Mr. Drivesafe" is a good attack dog because he's been angry at Mayor Schier and council since they were first elected. You see, Roggenkamp claims he was promised a council-purchased site south of Edmonton for the use of Roggenkamp and his petrolhead hoon friends. He had been bragging all over town how he would build a racetrack, dragstrip, and even throw in a "driver training" area and make squillions on this council land. The new council killed this project as one of their first acts. Roggenkamp now is making it clear that he's even more juvenile than his hoon buddies by taking every opportunity to attack the mayor and council. He's a real shitty driver too, I've seen him at it. No one with a lick of sense would let his company "teach" their teens how to drive responsibly.

In typical MacKenzie style he let Roggenkamp blather on about the budget of the centre, the bad location, the impost to the ratepayers. All items asked and answered differently by at least three members of council. MacKenzie never lets the truth get in the way of a great council beating!

Roggenkamp is proving to be quite the has-been in Cairns. With so-called "motor sports" irrelvant to GenY and referred to as "environmental vandals" and "hoons" by most of the public, Roggenkamp has little to offer the community but 1970's cynicism.

Peter Roggenkamp, our Cairns Hoon "Jackass of the Day"


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