Satirical analysis of Cairns bigot and loudmouth 4CA's John "Cueball" MacKenzie, washed-up radio lout. Google lists Hillbilly Watch #1 in Cairns news reporting.....
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4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News
4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News Led by John "Cueball" Mackenzie
12 December 2010
READER ASSISTANCE REQUIRED TO TRANSLATE HILLBILLY COMMENT TO THE BLOG
A comment was received by the blog, apparently from Glenn Geerlings, didgeridoo shop owner at the Night Markets. It was received in response to Geerling's appearance on the Rugnut show and subsequent Rugnut Channel Seven minute. It is repeated below, verbatim.
If any reader is able to translate this illiterate hillbilly Cairns language into real English, please have a go and post your results here.
GLENN OR KAREN GEERLINGS WROTE AND SAID:
"its pircks like youeself that dont understand what it takes to run shop factories and so for and than have the council go in compitition against the rate payer and you your so inteligent you missed what it was all about firstly you fusked up goos the markets was designd for all Australian made stuff you goos and half or more is made over seas thats what we are talking about fuck witt and yes id love to meet you your one gutless prick that has no concer about how cirne is ran by a looser like val how feeds her own pocket and the scabs beside her dose she realy caer about the far northern people not" but saying all that how cears at the end of the people like me how live here and wants cairns to be a productive city once again so lets meet so i can teach you some thing about life and what it has install for you. God Bless"
If a reader can assist us with this comment, I'm sure we'd all appreciate knowing what it actually means!
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