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4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News Led by John "Cueball" Mackenzie

12 December 2010

READER ASSISTANCE REQUIRED TO TRANSLATE HILLBILLY COMMENT TO THE BLOG

A comment was received by the blog, apparently from Glenn Geerlings, didgeridoo shop owner at the Night Markets. It was received in response to Geerling's appearance on the Rugnut show and subsequent Rugnut Channel Seven minute. It is repeated below, verbatim.

If any reader is able to translate this illiterate hillbilly Cairns language into real English, please have a go and post your results here.

GLENN OR KAREN GEERLINGS WROTE AND SAID:

"its pircks like youeself that dont understand what it takes to run shop factories and so for and than have the council go in compitition against the rate payer and you your so inteligent you missed what it was all about firstly you fusked up goos the markets was designd for all Australian made stuff you goos and half or more is made over seas thats what we are talking about fuck witt and yes id love to meet you your one gutless prick that has no concer about how cirne is ran by a looser like val how feeds her own pocket and the scabs beside her dose she realy caer about the far northern people not" but saying all that how cears at the end of the people like me how live here and wants cairns to be a productive city once again so lets meet so i can teach you some thing about life and what it has install for you. God Bless"


If a reader can assist us with this comment, I'm sure we'd all appreciate knowing what it actually means!


8 comments:

curly joe said...

Dunno how genuine this comment is, but I can believe we have a hillbilly element in Cairns who are unable to reason, use logic or think for themselves and whose linguistics are only slightly better than a chimps.

CBD Warrior said...

This just shows the battle that is underway between the "haves" and "have nots" in Cairns.

Those that have a brain, and those that don't.

Whoever it was that called into Macca's show and identified his audience as the "300 Hillbillies" should be given the Order of Australia.

curly joe said...

I fully agree CBD Warrior. I dunno who it was , but I read somewhere that he was a Yank. I just wish Mackenzie would retire or blow away somewhere. He's stirring people up, getting them all fired up and full of bitterness when we really need everyone to work together.

curly joe said...

I fully agree CBD Warrior. I dunno who it was , but I read somewhere that he was a Yank. I just wish Mackenzie would retire or blow away somewhere. He's stirring people up, getting them all fired up and full of bitterness when we really need everyone to work together.

Inmate said...

Quite simple this speak.
If you have been to lotus glen motel.

Business Operator said...

The appalling standard of literacy is exactly the same as those young, impressionable rednecks who post on the "Val Schier is a Crap Mayor" website.
Lack of literacy, lack of critical thinking skills, subjectivity and high emotionalism seem to be common characteristics of the rednecked brigade. Against a backdrop where a radio announcer continues an almost daily assault against an elected representative, stroking these young impressionable minds, firing them up, feeding them daily doses of hate and bitterness, the situation is to my mind, downright scarey.
What exactly is John Mackenzie's REAL intention?

Anonymous said...

I am quit shocked to hear such nonsense on your web page from people of cairns, i was just informd today about this silly web page. so the person responsible for the apparent coment by Glenn or Karen, i hope you got your kicks out of it, and please in future do not ever bag my wife Karen as she had nothing to do with what was on the TV, OK. i hope the hick from the hillbilly web page understands, and to all your viewers, well i will not participate in such childish games i had my view so be it,and you all have your view saying this, this will be my first and last time to be involved with such hick on this web page. im happy that i could entertain the small minded people of cairns.
your host Glenn Geerlings and yes xxx inmate hope you got your cheep thrills.

Anonymous said...

ANONYMOUS glen geerlings, CAIRNS DIDGERIDOOS. AND YOU GET OTHERS TO WRITE YOUR RESPONSE. CHEAP AND NASTY U R. I BET YOU HAVE PHYSICAL PROBLEMS, FACT IS YOU ALWAYS TREAT PEOPLE LIKE THE WAY YOU FEEL. SO THAT SAY YOU HAVE PROBLEMS. IF ANYTHING YOU NEED INTERNAL HELP. IN YOUR WORDS. God Bless"