4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News

4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News
4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News Led by John "Cueball" Mackenzie

29 June 2011

GAVIN KING GIVES HILLBILLY LEADER MACKENZIE SWIFT KICK IN HIS SHRIVELED NUTS, ADMITS EVEN NAVY EXPANSION WON'T NEED THEATER SITE!!

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In today's 4CA Hillbilly hour, Junior Naysayer and Knocker Gavin King shocked ol' Rugnut with a startling admission.  In a discussion about a possible navy expansion in Cairns, King admitted that community experts have advised him that the current wharf area was unsuitable, and that adequate space was available further west near the sugar terminal and fuel tank farms!


MacKenzie was clearly in shock to discover his mate King was there to shove a hot poker up his arse, and when off the air insiders at 4CA report MacKenzie launched into an expletive-laden tirade against King.

This should put an end to the "leadership qualities" of Fred White and Barry Neale, the biggest idiots in town and continues the community support for the Entertainment Precinct on the waterfront, as proposed by Mayor "Where's my car keys" Schier.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Monkey bites organ-grinder?

KitchenSlut said...

There are indeed some interesting mental gymnastics at the Compost.

Kitchenslut scores a reduction in general rates of around 10%! Yippee at last after years of being screwed! This is despite the rate in the dollar on strata units being increased at 10% while houses rate in the dollar increases just 3.2% of land valuation.

Most curious is the commentary in the Compost from former councillors Terry James and Annete Sheppard.

Airhead Annette is concerned that "a number of rateable properties will see up to 7% increase"

Dear Airhead Annette, under your governance KS had increases of 40% for two years running! He presented to Council on how to avoid this during periods of significant valuation changes but was ignored. Things are now coming back into line!