4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News

4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News
4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News Led by John "Cueball" Mackenzie

26 June 2011

MACKENZIE GONE, CAIRNS BOOMS - THE RELATIONSHIP IS CLEAR!

With no notice to his hillbilly listeners, Ol' Cueball MacKenzie skulked out of Cairns on 3 June for reasons that aren't entirely clear. Some of his listeners didn't miss a beat, and continued to call-in to the replacement show from Brisbane's 4BC. Idiots like "Peter in Smithfield" continued their anti-everything rants to Greg Cary, confirming their need to rant about something.

Ironically, big community announcements have been the norm since Macca left his audience of knockers and naysayers in the lurch. These have included:





All of these announcements were warmly embraced even by the darling of the hillbilly set, Margaret "I Love Pie" Cochrane. She'll undoubtably be in front of the 4CA microphone later this week to disavow any knowledge or support of these projects she's VOTED TO APPROVE time and time again. All while giving Macca a handjob under the desk, the new 4CA equivalent of "cash for comment".

Sure these projects were slow in coming. Unlike the previous regime helmed by Mayor Adolf Byrne, these projects all are receiving extensive and thoughtful community consultation, a process that DOES take time. We're sure to cop the patented John MacKenzie vitriol and anger at anything and everything when he returns, so much anger you can actually feel the spittle fly over the airwaves. MacKenzie and his 300 hillbillies hate change even more than they hate life itself.

Pack your bags, Cueball. You've been done over.




6 comments:

athena said...

So now we can all look forward to hearing Cairns "receives NOTHING, utterly NOTHING from the State Government" in the coming State Election. "We have beern ignored!
"Nothing, nothing, nothing, absolutely zero, zilch, nil."

athena said...

So now we can all look forward to hearing Cairns "receives NOTHING, utterly NOTHING from the State Government" in the coming State Election. "We have beern ignored!
"Nothing, nothing, nothing, absolutely zero, zilch, nil."

Bob R. said...

The hillbillies have also suddenly gone quiet with their chant of "valcano" and "white elephant."
Funny, that.

KitchenSlut said...

Does anyomne wanna bet that Macca may have left on his sojourn as a cueball but after a month will return as a rugnut again?

Charlie said...

1. Val has been working very hard on these projects. Finally she is getting some reward and recognition for all of her hard work.
2. I am really worried for Margaret C. She is really putting on so much weight that I am worried she will have a heart attach if someone puts pressure on her.

athena said...

Oh oh, HE'S BACK, like Freddie.....