Alan then finished with what was clearly his favourite, which turned out to be quite a shocker: "The best part compared with today was realising you could stand in line waiting to get on the plane, and know your fellow passengers would all speak English. Now they speak German, they speak Japanese, Chinese". . .
Sadly, as most foreigners in Cairns know, this bigoted attitude is just below the surface of most of the hillbilly community in Cairns, along with John MacKenzie who eggs these bigots on.
Hey Alan. My little Chinese friend has a message for you -
in English too, ya' wanker.
Anyone able to identify "Alan of Whitfield" by name, let us know. We'd be happy to give him full credit for his 60 IQ.