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4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News
4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News Led by John "Cueball" Mackenzie

09 August 2011

MACKENZIE HILLBILLY LISTENER CALLS IN TO REMINISCE ABOUT "THE GOOD OLD BIGOTED DAYS" WHICH APPARENTLY HAVEN'T YET ENDED IN CAIRNS

In a call today on the Cueball Mackenzie show, we got to hear from "Alan in Whitfield".  Alan called to talk about the "good old days" of air travel around Australia.  Things like pilots who'd let you sit in the cockpit and chat with 'em.  Hosties that weren't afraid to flirt up the male passengers and didn't scream when you gave 'em a friendly pat on the bum.


Alan then finished with what was clearly his favourite, which turned out to be quite a shocker:  "The best part compared with today was realising you could stand in line waiting to get on the plane, and know your fellow passengers would all speak English.  Now they speak German, they speak Japanese, Chinese". . .


Sadly, as most foreigners in Cairns know, this bigoted attitude is just below the surface of most of the hillbilly community in Cairns, along with John MacKenzie who eggs these bigots on.


Hey Alan.  My little Chinese friend has a message for you - 
in English too, ya' wanker.




Anyone able to identify "Alan of Whitfield" by name,  let us know.  We'd be happy to give him full credit for his 60 IQ.

3 comments:

KitchenSlut said...

HillbillyWatch has much to answer for! KS is a far more discontent individual since being guidd to the rantings of the rugnut / cueball!

I would otherwise have bothered to tune my 'wireless' to MacKenzie, where last week a caller warned us to an evil plot! Yes, the caller referred to "a certain religion" which had a program to rort tonights census! Who could that be I wondered?

Tonight is census night! Vote 1 religious fanatic whatever your persuasion!

Anonymous said...

We had a think about the identity of 'Alan' at work today and agreed he sounds a lot like former ABC presenter David Howard.

athena said...

Ye Gads, KitchenSlut, it's a wonder you weren't terrified to death with the dire threats of the teeming hordes on your doorstop. After listening to rugnuts program for a few days, I was wondering if I should flee to the hills like a human hurricane.