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27 September 2011

JOHN MACKENZIE SAID TO BE SHATTERED, CLAIMS "LEFTIES OUT TO DESTROY HIM AND CAIRNS"

John "Cueball" (formerly "Rugnut") Mackenzie, 4CA's community slanderer and loudmouth bigot, has been overheard by several readers during a well-lubricated tirade at Villa Romana this past week.

He's said to be "shattered" at the "sneaky Mayor" for pushing the critical final vote for the Entertainment Precinct now, and blames this "personal loss" on "lefty ragbags in the community who've taken to slandering his good name".  Despite a continual flow of complaints to ACMA about his racism, bigotry, cash-for-comments, misogyny, and even his missing testicles, MacKenzie sees the blogging community as the enemy.


LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HIT THE TARGET, CUEBALL!

During this rant, Cueball was also heard blaming "the fiasco" on councillors Cochrane and Blake.  He called Cochrane a "washed up yobbo" and Blake "a lazy self-promoter" who he says would have voted aye for the project should Bonneau have been there to vote no.

MacKenzie is said to finally be considering retirement, claiming "this isn't the Cairns he started his career in" and that the whole place is now filled with "greenies and tutu-wearing fruits".  He's said to be shocked that there has been no outcry of indignation from the community at the decision and believes everyone in Cairns is now lazy and apathetic. 

We personally don't believe Macca has any intention of stepping down from his electronic soapbox, despite having only 300 hillbilly listeners.  We think it was the Bundy talking.  But just in case we're wrong, don't let the door hit you in the arse on the way out, jerk.

14 comments:

Bob R. said...

He sees the "blogging community as his enemy". Awwwwwwwww, poor ole fella, why doesn't he get with the program and get his own blog. Who's the lazy self-promoter now hey?

Buzz said...

Jedzuz blardy H. Christ, and who is going to take his place? I reckon if gobsnot doesn't get his arse into Parliament, he will be the next MOUTH of Cairns.

No fan of rugnut's said...

"Lefties out to destroy him"?? What an arsehole this man is. He can't take a bit of what he has been dishing out to Val Schier for the past couple of years. What a craven SOOKIE boy!

Bus. Op. said...

This prick of a bastard has constantly meddled and interfered with the current Council since the day they were elected. Why one of the Councillors with some balls hasn't bloody stood up to him and told him to f...k off, I don't know.

Anonymous said...

Jeepers. I'm a Far Right economic and fiscal policy Dry/Far Left social policy Wet, and both of me despise him.

Curly Joe said...

Well, nice to know rugnut is reacting to the bloggers around Cairns. He's been demonising the Mayor and undermining the Council since the day they were elected.
Frankly,it's good to see the bloggers throwing shit straight back at him. Power to social media!!!

Curly Joe said...

Well, nice to know rugnut is reacting to the bloggers around Cairns. He's been demonising the Mayor and undermining the Council since the day they were elected.
Frankly,it's good to see the bloggers throwing shit straight back at him. Power to social media!!!

Curly Joe said...

Well, nice to know rugnut is reacting to the bloggers around Cairns. He's been demonising the Mayor and undermining the Council since the day they were elected.
Frankly,it's good to see the bloggers throwing shit straight back at him. Power to social media!!!

Moe said...

Hear, hear Curly Joe. I hope the bloggers continue to rip right into the bastard and give him a taste of his own medicine. People in glass houses and all that.

KitchenSlut said...

Anonymous said...

"Jeepers. I'm a Far Right economic and fiscal policy Dry/Far Left social policy Wet, and both of me despise him"

A soul mate! You are not a gorgeous female by any chance are you anonymous?

Vi Triol said...

The best comment on any blog for a long time. Keep it up Anonymous. He is a waste of skin.

No fan of rugnut's either said...

He sees the vote for the precinct as a "personal loss" does he? Who the hell does he think he is - the Lord of Cairns or God himself? The man's arrogance, conceit, cunning, continuous lies, duplicity and lack of conscience make me wonder if he isn't another sociopath. Sociopaths are all about getting what they want, and to hell with everyone else and the consequences.

no fan either said...

Keep on quaffing that booze rugnut. Have another, garrrrn, and another, and another, garrrrn.

no fan either said...

Keep on quaffing that booze rugnut. Have another, garrrrn, and another, and another, garrrrn.