The Campell Newman press conference in Cairns today to introduce the new "final team" for the LNP in North Queensland was sidetracked by reporters raising issues surrounding Gavin King's Cairns Post column blaming women who have a drink for their own rapes.
King's lame defence was that the story was based on a Queensland Police press release, and was perfectly sensible. He didn't confirm if this was an excuse he came up with after being caught pounding some honey in the back seat of dad's Holden. King then, funnily, lashed out at the media with claims that this was just a political attack from a "Nameless and Faceless Blog". Newman stood stony-faced, obviously embarrassed again by the Cairns hillbilly chapter of the LNP.
Thanks for reading, Gavin, and keep talking! It's your profoundly big mouth that is going to talk you right out of what many thought was a sure win for the LNP in Cairns. This story has already made the wires, exposing you as the misogynist dolt we all know and hate. It's already #1 at Google, and pushing the Hillbillywatch Blog into the stratosphere!