In a stunning twist of events, the John MacKenzie-created anti-Val hillbillies have turned against their dark master and his sidekick, LNP misogynist candidate for Cairns Gavin King.
The first call to King at 11:15 was from Wangetti hillbilly butch queen Karin "Pearl" Pollard, who stunned King and Cueball with her announcement that she's signed up for the North Queensland Party as the result of King's stance on the now approved Entertainment Precinct. When questioned by King she admitted she didn't even care about what the NQ Party stands for on the subject! Pearlie was her usual abusive and hostile self, but surprisingly she's turned the abuse on her former allies now that they've exhausted this stage of their anti-Val campaign. Give us a little song, Pearl!
Pearl was followed shortly thereafter by Raj Patel, who jumped on the anti-Entertainment Precinct early on in a transparent attempt to promote himself as a council candidate now that his printing business is on the skids. He's taken a plank from Division 9 councillor Sno "Max T Brown" Bonneau, who failed at operating a newsagency (rumoured to be the only failed newsagent in Australian history). Patel also attacked Gavin King's support of the announced LNP position that it will not block the Entertainment Precinct if they should happen to win government in the next Queensland state election.
Raj was oddly upset that Gavin King now has no backbone, no views, and nothing to say unless it's been approved by his dark masters at LNP headquarters. As a candidate, King's clearly been told to shut his fucking mouth - so perhaps he's also got LNP meeting tapes after being taught the technique by former candidate and washed-up car jockey Paul Freebody. With buddy MacKenzie finger-quick on the hang-up button, it's clear a hillbilly lynch mob is forming, and they now have Gavin King and his poodle-like candidacy in their sights.
The hillbilly contingent still doesn't realise they're just tools and fools in the MacKenzie media spin machine. He's now desperate to move the topics on to something else, as he and King look for a new ginned-up "crisis" to exploit in their search for LNP votes. Pearl, Raj, Stuttering Bill from Brinsmead, Peter from Smithfield, and the hillbilly organiser Barry Neall - you've all been media raped. Sign on to the next campaign or you're just another whinging wanker.
Gavin King: Misogynist, Anti-Catholic, Hack Journalist, Can-Do Poodle. His CV is growing every day, embarrassing Cairns every day.