In reports carried by both WIN and Seven News tonight, Neall has revealed the secret six page report that confirms giant blue sharks in motorised tinnies have been found by environmental consultants hiding in the Cairns inlet (the sharks, not the consultants). These consultants then conspired with Cairns Mayor Val Schier and the Trilateral Commission, along with part-time local printer Raj Patel (an Indian name which translates to "John MacKenzie") to hide this vital information from the Cairns Regional Council.
|ACTUAL PHOTO SHOWING THE AGGRESSIVE BLUE TINNIE SHARKS|
BEING SECRETLY HIDDEN BY CAIRNS MAYOR VAL SCHIER
Shocked by this discovery, Neale earlier today contacted Foreign Minister Kevin Rudd via his shoe phone. Stunned by the news and potential foreign policy implications, Rudd immediately resigned from his ministerial position and is now on his way back to Australia via tramp steamer.
It's this kind of attention to detail that has endeared the Cairns community to Barry "Citizens against Aboriginals" Neall. These Blue Tinnie Sharks are likely working for the Taliban. Good work, Barry!