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16 February 2012

JOHN "CUEBALL" MACKENZIE SETS NEW BENCHMARK IN GUTLESS MASTERBATORY BROADCASTING - EXCEEDING HIS OLD BENCHMARK BY WIDE MARGIN

WARNING:  THIS GUY'S LNP POLICIES FOR
CAIRNS SOUND SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE ALP
POLICIES FOR CAIRNS
Just when you think John "Cueball" MacKenzie is as shallow as a subhuman can get, he manages to let a little more water out of the pool.

After railing away at the Queensland Government's appalling record of removing saltwater crocodiles from city areas in North Queensland, you'd think Cueball would be all up in Campbell "Nutall" Newman's grill about the issue.  Especially after the LNP made their "Big Policy Announcement" on croc removal, that sounds suspiciously like the current ALP policy they've criticised.


The LNP announcement (which Gavin "Don't Rape Me" King professed to be ignorant of only yesterday) has as its two main planks:  a policy that is "risk based" (WTF is that - they're crocs, they're all dangerous mate), and to remove them if they're over 2 meters long and "aggressive".  No word on who's going to give the reptiles Rorschach tests.  Newman went on ol' Macca's show, reiterated this bullshit policy, and Macca sat their meek as the castrated lamb we know him to be.  All fire and bluster just 30 minutes earlier, calling the policymakers "ratbags", he's so biased in favour of his LNP mates that he refused to confront Newman on anything.  Hey Macca, don't your knees ever get sore hosting all these pollies on your show?


Even the Cassowary Coast councillor Bill Horsford standing at the boat ramp with Cando scoffed at the plan and the suggestion that DERM could administer this policy.  Goodonya Bill, for sticking up for your constituents!  


MacKenzie, then turning to aboriginal crime fighting and the provision of cameras in the city, asked Newman "how many people in Ipswich", where they recently installed a large camera system.  Newman had NO CLUE, and then went on to quote Cairns population as "80,000".  Even Cueball couldn't hide his incredulity at Newman's complete lack of knowledge about Cairns AND Ipswich - after just earlier calling Newman's gaffe last week placing Bowen north of Cairns "a minor error that has been exploited by ALP ratbags".  (Lots of ratbags today in Cueball's world).


For the record, the population of Cairns and Ipswich are almost identical - 158,000, give or take.

A SELECTION OF TESTICLES PROFFERED TO 4CA'S
JOHN MACKENZIE BY LNP CANDIDATE
CAMPBELL NEWMAN.
MACKENZIE DECLINED
MacKenzie makes no attempt to hide his clear manipulation of the public to vote LNP - and you've got to wonder why the Katter, North Queensland, and other independent candidates think they can get a fair hearing from this media manipulator and toxic broadcaster.  This despite the fact that the LNP is proving to be no different than the ALP.  Same policies.  Same corruption.  Same shovels of bullshit to the voter.

If John MacKenzie were a fair dinkum member of the Cairns public, he'd be all over both these parties.  There is growing evidence that Cairns and FNQ are going to be sucking hind tit in an LNP government, no different from the tit we've been on for a decade.  But MacKenzie's being paid by LNP hacks, he's being manipulated by LNP hacks, and he's deluded himself into thinking that the LNP is going to arrive in Queensland with the tablets from the mountaintop.  

What a fool!




39 comments:

Anonymous said...

CanNot was an officer in the army and cannot even remember details like basic geography and population statistics for the State he wants to be Premier of. No wonder he failed in the army. What a tosser!

I agree Hillbilly, today's show was one of the worst yet and Cueball should be reported for his one-sided reporting. As you say, it's all about the LNP and screw everyone else!

Second Anonymous said...

LNP croc policy not worth a crock of Sh#*.

Campbell is using the Kevin07 "Me Too" strategy.

bogan at Bentley said...

Had a visit from gobsnot who was out on the campaign trail the other arvo. Well I could hear him panting hey before I opened up my front door, and there he was sweat rag wiping his red face, as red as a monkeys bum hey. Before I could say "piss off" he sort of gave a grunt and karked it right in my doorway. Well the old lady screamed and said Call the animal welfare, but I said Nah, I know what will revive him. So I flipped the ring tab off a tinny and his eyes sort of fluttered and I held it under his nose. Well he grabbed it hey and skolled it in a few seconds flat. Then he sort of whispered "More" so I got him some of me good old home brew, me own Heinekens. Well he skolled about six of those then sat up gave a huge belch and stood up looking bright eyed and bushy tailed like a big skinny rat. Then he gave this enormous fart which started off all the bloody dogs in Bentley (and hey we got about six thousand dogs here) and woke up all the babies in the street, then he took off up the road waving his election stuff.
But hey that grog I make at home has something wrong with it. After about fifteen minutes you get this pain in your gut and get the squirts hey. So not long after he left my place I see gobsnot roraring down the road in his van looking a bit funny like.

bogan at Bentley said...

Had a visit from gobsnot who was out on the campaign trail the other arvo. Well I could hear him panting hey before I opened up my front door, and there he was sweat rag wiping his red face, as red as a monkeys bum hey. Before I could say "piss off" he sort of gave a grunt and karked it right in my doorway. Well the old lady screamed and said Call the animal welfare, but I said Nah, I know what will revive him. So I flipped the ring tab off a tinny and his eyes sort of fluttered and I held it under his nose. Well he grabbed it hey and skolled it in a few seconds flat. Then he sort of whispered "More" so I got him some of me good old home brew, me own Heinekens. Well he skolled about six of those then sat up gave a huge belch and stood up looking bright eyed and bushy tailed like a big skinny rat. Then he gave this enormous fart which started off all the bloody dogs in Bentley (and hey we got about six thousand dogs here) and woke up all the babies in the street, then he took off up the road waving his election stuff.
But hey that grog I make at home has something wrong with it. After about fifteen minutes you get this pain in your gut and get the squirts hey. So not long after he left my place I see gobsnot roraring down the road in his van looking a bit funny like.

Curly Joe said...

This is the party which is going to flood proof the Bruce Highway and upgrade it to super freeway status all the way from Brisbane, build a brand new hospital for Cairns, while bringing down the State's debt. Yeah and pigs will fly too.

Bus, Op. said...

bogan, I reckon it is a brave man or woman who knocks on your door electioneering. Im laughing here at your nonsensical little "story".

Whale oil beef hooked said...

Go Campbell and Gavin ...

What you guys said today made perfect sense to me and the thousands of 846 listeners.

I am convinced Cairns will be a much improved place when the LNP is in power.

I mean what's the alternative - Kirsten, Parachute kid and Wet n'no balls !!!

Come in spinner ...

Anonymous said...

Cannot stop laughing Bogan

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhhh......you've done it again Bogan. Made my day.

ECKERS said...

In the name of Christ bogan, my entire ribcage and stomach are so sore from laughing. Its going to take me hours before I can sleep tonight now!

Anonymous said...

Be very careful what you wish for Whale oil beef hooked..........

Anon No. 4 said...

Bogan are you sure it was election stuff he was waving round? You sure some cheap opportunist hadn't smelled the booze on his breath and thought, "here's a goer, matey."

KitchenSlut said...

I have never been doorknocked by anybody in my life! This seems not to correlate with the heroic clais of political candidates?

George said...

Mr Hillybilly, you are seeing the emergence I think of Cairns own version of Kevin Bloody Wilson, in the one and only "bogan" of Bentley. I haven't had such a good laugh since I saw Wilson live on stage in Perth once. Bring it on, bogan!

George said...

Mr Hillybilly, you are seeing the emergence I think of Cairns own version of Kevin Bloody Wilson, in the one and only "bogan" of Bentley. I haven't had such a good laugh since I saw Wilson live on stage in Perth once. Bring it on, bogan!

Argus Tuft said...

Hilarious Bogan but Whale Oil I thought 846 was the number of listeners Rugnut had left.

CBD Warrior said...

Argus Tuft - it's 84.6 - the average age or IQ of the John MacKenzie listener.

Anonymous said...

Animal welfare

hee hee.

Miss Conduct. said...

I still can't understand why Kirsten got the endorsement to run for the state seat on the ALP ticket.
I hate to say it but Gavin is a shoe in. How can he loose with such a crack team of media advisors and Rugnut giving him so much air time?
The politcal landscape right now in Cairns is so pro change.
Gavin has a profile.
Kirsten is as a lamb to the slaughter yard.

Anonymous said...

Saw Trout Lily campaigning at Redlynch Shopping Centre this week. I thought the election campaign begins this Sunday? Mr Fishy Trout needs to be at home lookIng after his poor horses.

nomooremike said...

Hillbilly Watch has been attacked on the Cairns Blog by the fat fucker Bryan Law, I quote ...

"It was brought back on 19 September 2011 by an anonymous blogger in Cairns who runs a spoof site called Hillbilly Watch. If you want to catch up with Labor hack humour, bias and vitriol, this is the site to visit. If you know who the unaccountable voice is, please let me in on the secret.

Gavin wasn’t pre-selected until 2 October 2011. The Hillbilly blog was simply an acknowledgement by the Labor dirt machine that Mr King’s preselection posed a real threat to their own poor candidate. The dirt machine was gearing up. Note the language by Hillbilly hack; “Gavin King Excuses Rape”."


You know you're doing something right when that self-righteous lump of lard attacks you.

Ron said...

bogan, bogan, bogan...how I laughed. How good it is to see King get a bit of shit back. Whats that saying, what goes around comes around. ROFL

Anonymous said...

Bryan Law reckons King is a "highly principled" person. Guess the fat fool will find out when he is no longer of any use to King.

CBD Warrior said...

In Bryan Law-speak, "principled" means "feigning support for my nutty positions". Bryan Law has alienated most of Cairns, Left, Right, and Green, because we've all discovered the salient fact about Bryan Law - he's only in anything to get his name "up in lights". Since his disastrous performance at the Yacht Club protest, where he ran from the police and left Di Forsythe on a ladder alone, no one gives the fat fucker the time of day. He's sadly a bitter bully, still thinking he has the keys to the future. Gavin's shown little intelligence in having this clown in his corner.

Liz said...

I have been reading Bryan Law's comments for some time now on both cairnsblog and on Hillbilly Watch.
He appears to over-idealise people, organisations and political parties and when they cannot meet up to his unrealistic expectations, he becomes frustrated, angry and contemptuous, and then turns on those people or organisations. I suspect he has a lifetime behavioural pattern of doing this. He is unable to accept that we are all human, that human beings are not perfect, our organisations are not perfect, and our political parties and leaders are certainly far from perfect. We all make mistakes. Law further demonstrates his unrealistic expectations by attacking people still within the organisations and political parties he now despises, without understanding that those people do not see their organisation or political party as perfect, and may in fact have some of the same opinions as himself from time to time. I feel he will continue to be a frustrated, angry man as the world will not meet his unrealistic expectations.

Anonymous said...

Gooooooooo the bogan!

Dina said...

You are right Liz. Bryan quickly becomes disallusioned with every organisation he joins or supports. Then he starts attacking the people in the organisations. He has done this for years from what I know.

CBD Warrior said...

I second (third?) that, Dina & Liz. Law was all gung-ho about Val Schier when she was first elected Mayor. He was strutting around town saying "we've got one of ours as Mayor". He would attend consultations and firstly try to "intellectualise" with Val, and then when that didn't work, started to bully her in public meetings. He's a sad old man, that's for sure. Maybe he should move in with Schmidlin, John Babet, and a few of the other retired nothings around the traps - maybe a retirement community for failed community activists!

Liz said...

CBD Warrior, this is common behaviour to people who don't have strong ideological beliefs or values. Bryan is your typical "hollow" man. What is embittering him is not the faults of other people or organisations, it is his own emptiness.

bogan said...

Well said Liz. I thought I oughter say that before la de fucken dah Neil does. Im glad Im not hollow hey I just had half a dozn down at the CourtHouse after work.

CC from Kewarra Beach said...

Liz,I reckon these traits are way more common in the general population than the research suggests. I also reckon the political landscape is fertile ground for all sorts of traits. What I really like about Val is her apparent 'normality' - haven't heard/seen any adverse behaviours, unlike her predecessor. Our own 'Gobsnot' too is an expert splitter, so will be keeping an eye on him to see what else emerges.
Bogan - you are awesome!

bogan up late getting sobir said...

Awwww CC from Kewarra Beach, awwww. neener neener neener Neil. nobody reckons your awesome hey.

athena said...

I would believe you CC from Kewarra Beach. I wonder however what role the media plays in all of this? It seems that the media build up particular political individuals and "hard sell" them to the public like they are living Gods. Then when the media decides, they tear down their living God and focus on building up another living God. The public suck it all up and eventually over time become totally disallusioned and mistrusting of all politicians.
I don't think you can therefore entirely blame the public.

Tegan said...

bogan, someone at work told me to read this, and I cannot stop laughing. Im going to be in big trouble at work I just know I am. Just give it to Gavin King matey He deserves it.

Jacko said...

bogan your the funniest dude in Cairns mate. bore it right up that aresole King.

CC from Kewarra Beach said...

Athena....it seems as though you are suggesting that our media alternately idealises and devalues, just as some personalities do. Isn't this also part of a particular Aussie tradition called Tall Poppy syndrome? I suspect some parts of the media are more susceptible to this than others.
Jeepers Neil, where are you? Bogan is getting a big head here....

CC from Kewarra Beach said...

Athena....it seems as though you are suggesting that our media alternately idealises and devalues, just as some personalities do. Isn't this also part of a particular Aussie tradition called Tall Poppy syndrome? I suspect some parts of the media are more susceptible to this than others.
Jeepers Neil, where are you? Bogan is getting a big head here....

Anon No. 4 said...

Some years ago Lying Bore threatened to sue anyone who suggested he was trying to crawl up Gavin King's fundament - now he's blogging from that very same place!

Anonymous said...

i don't know of anyone who would ever vote for someone who basically condones rape... filthy gavin king... that was the bit in your story you forgot bogan, that he then drunkly stumbled into someone after drinking all ya beer and they raped him in a back alley and he had no one to blame but himself.