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01 March 2012

LNP LOSS TIPPED FOR GAVIN KING IN SEAT OF CAIRNS - IN DESPERATION THEY TROT OUT EX-MAYOR BYRNE FOR LNP FOREIGN POLICY ANNOUNCEMENT

Insiders have today acknowledged that internal polling shows MP candidate Gavin King polling third in the seat of Cairns, behind ALP candidate Kirsten Lesina and even Katter Party independent candidate Darren D J Hunt.  The exact polling results have not been disclosed, but the LNP election heirarchy is said to be "panicked" about the results.  


So today the LNP trotted out ex-Cairns mayor Kevin "Black Hand" Byrne in a misguided attempt to prop up Gavin "Don't Rape Me" King with the voters.  Byrne, who's privately pushed Radio 4CA to replace Cueball MacKenzie with the slightly more literate King, today was trotted out in some bizarre press conference about China and what Byrne and King called "Cairns' failed China policy".


When did Cairns require a foreign policy?


While Mayor, Byrne led several business junkets to China which did bugger all to generate any business relationship between China and Cairns.  The Chinese sister-city, Zhanjiang, had a Cairns landscaping designer assist with the design of a public park there - which was subsequently torn out for a unit project.  That was it.  Even prior to the GFC, Byrne was completely unsuccessful at getting any Chinese commercial air service.


Gavin King today proposed, with Byrne's arm fully extended into his rectum, that a "high level committee" be formed to manage the Chinese relationship.  With Kevin Rudd firmly ensconced on the back bench, the next two foreign policy experts tapped by King are the general manager of the Shangri-La hotel, and the owner of a tired and overpriced Cairns Chinese restaurant. High level committee?  Well, at least they've figured out these pollies can be manipulated to fill THEIR pockets.  On the other hand, Byrne claims to have the title of "Corporate Affairs Manager" for US petroleum company Interoil in PNG.  There is however not a word of Byrne on any of Interoil's website.  What's the pidgin word for "bagman"?  There are many that have opined Byrne has seemed to be in hiding since his two partners at now bankrupt Capital Globe were whacked while on a business trip. 


Making China an issue for Gavin King seems frankly bizarre, given his anti-Chinese comments which include harsh criticism of Kevin Byrne's China junketing while Mayor!  Some of King's published comments:


Cairns Post - 9 August 2008
Are the Tibetans and the Dali Lama, 
King's "freaks" or his "weirdos"??

Cairns Post - 9 February 2009

Nobody wants seafood out of the repulsive Chinese ocean - but from the much less repulsive and happy Aussie ocean??


Cairns Post - 5 July 2008


Kevin Byrne's investment in schmoozing with the commies up north had one positive trade benefit - the Cairns Post now runs dozens of ads every day for the large Chinese whore contingent. These girls get routinely refreshed by the Sydney-based Chinese pimps who run a lucrative business selling Aussie "education" visas that enable them to make this one stop on the Chinese whore train.  Good job, Byrnsey!  Along with cheap Chinese TV's, clothes, and virtually every other consumer product you've managed to even put True-Blue Aussie whores out of business!

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Under the Australian Constitution States have no foreign policy rights so this is just an LNP wankfest.

Curly Joe said...

Doesn't surprise me in the least that King isn't doing so well in the polls. He just ain't liked. It's gonna be a fight to the finish between Hunt and Lesina I think.

bogan said...

gobsnot reckons Blubberguts Byrne is gunna help him win Cairns? Bout the only help gobsnot will get from Byrne is some decent shade from the sun if he stands behind him I reckon.

Ron said...

I reckon Hunty has got Cairns in the bag mate for the KAP. King is actively disliked and everyone reckons Lesina is too young and naive. It would be poetic justice mate if Newman won a minority government and had to govern with KAPs help.

Anonymous said...

ROFL bogan.

Anonymous said...

Lesina will win Cairns. She is the only candidate who makes sense when she talks policies etc. God help us if KAP wins the seat. Back to the black old days and ideals for sure. Katter speaks nonsense and foolishly and we would be the laughing stock of Australia. King is disliked and has been for years due to his poor journalistic skills. Even Townsville sent him back - so I'm told.

Liz said...

What a cheerful thought to start the day with! King is trailling in the polls! Hurrah!

KitchenSlut said...

May also be worth having a look at the King column in the Weekend Compost of, I think, 30 July last year. King warned that all booms bust as would China and that we must develop a self sufficient local food economy to protect ourselves from the coming bust. This approach would be more like the North Korean model I guess?

I don't think there is a link to this but would like to retrieve a copy for a post on the abuse of economic multipliers which was also exhibited in that column.

athena said...

LOL, good one, bogan! I just hope someone is collating all your somewhat coarse but pithy observations on our local elections. They would make a good contribution in a coffee table type of book...HUMOUR FROM THE DEEP NORTH!! or some such title.

Tony Hillier said...

What with talk of imported Chinese prostitutes, businessmen being taken out by hitmen etc, Hillybilly Watch is a match for The Straits!

Anonymous said...

just more trash from gavin wayne king hopefully at the end of the month we will be rid of him

Anon said...

Byrne and his advance cairns sidekick were running a private company in china - that's why there were all the junkets paid by ratepayers while he was mayor.

Mr. Ramsey said...

Lesina was useless as a councillor and will be useless as a MP, just like her predecessor. How come the party that is supposed to be representing the working classes is mainly run by lawyers?

At least, if Lesina had actually practised as a legal aid solicitor or something similar for some years, I might have some respect for her.As it is, she will just be another career-focused Brisbane lackey.

I think the ALP needs a good wake-up call and I hope they lose every seat in the North.

CC from Kewarra Beach said...

Gobsnot won't get thinking women's votes.........Underneath that supposed 'tongue in cheek' reporting is a fairdinkum misogynist

Anonymous said...

The Pre-poll opened today, and it is running 10:1 in favour of the King. Ask all the left wing cronies, they will tell you. Hillbilly, it won't be long now.

Anonymous said...

King is two faced and unsuitable to represent the Cairns electorate. This is a basic fact!

KingGavSays said...

I think this 'poll' is an LNP fabrication so they can go to the media saying woe is us. No doubt Gavin will have a line up of Chinese activities he will photograph himself doing- Bruce Lee movies, Yum Cha with his daughter, sweet and sour sweet potato...

Miss Conduct. said...

Gavin is so wonderfull.
He does as he's told.
Has nice clothes and nods at the right time.
Your all so nasty to him.
Can't wait for E day.

Second Anonymous said...

Sorry to go off topic, but has anyone else noticed that when Katter candidate Damian Byrnes is in public he is always scratching his balls.

Always.

This should be gold for our media.

I'm sure the Chaser team could put together a good montage - what about WIN and Seven?

Miss Conduct. said...

Note to self....
Must get Gavin to scratch his balls to get generate more media attention.

Anonymous said...

Miss Conduct- No can do (get it ?) Looks like a previous Mayor has his hands around them already.

Buzz said...

Good to see King's own media colleagues are hitting him with his own comments. See what he said about the Chinese.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't worry me if King wins the seat of Cairns. With his habit of putting his foot in his mouth, he's gonna be as popular as a moggie in a kennel. He will only be a "oncer".

Nanna Kay said...

CC of Kewarra Beach, I doubt young women today understand what a misogynist is. They haven't grown up with the sort of discrimination and double standards we older women had to endure. They don't know for example what happened to rape victims back in the 1960s and prior. They didn't have to experience sex discrimination in the workforce where we had to leave upon marriage and did not have equal opportunity in careers. Nor did we receive equal pay despite doing equal work. Finally there wasn't any Sexual Harassment laws in place, so they don't know just how bad it was particularly if you were a good looking girl.
Young women today have grown up taking all of these changes for granted.

Anonymous said...

I can't help wondering what King did to so obviously antagonise the journalists down at The Courier Mail? There is a story there, you can bet your last dollar.

KitchenSlut said...

Sadly, Gavin King will be elected as the LNP member for Cairns as disturbing as that may be for many of us! Happy to take odds on anybody wishing to waste up to $1k on the outcome at a 10% discount to Centrebet?

Anonymous said...

you lot of so called Labor supporters id like to bring you all down to the whalf and kick ya fucken heads in, you discredit the labor party with your stupid rantings on this to bit slutty site . you are nothing but LNP sympathisers and ya fucken up the campaign, so just shut the fuck up.

Anonymous said...

King will only be a "oncer" KitchenSlut, if he is elected. He and his party are busy building up such high expectations in the community, that the public will turn angrily on him and his party, once they fail to deliver the promised goods. Seen it all before.

athena said...

A complete flip flop by King. When Mayor Val Schier undertook the Chinese trade missions, he described them as "wasteful" and said to "forget them." Now three years later, he is criticising the Mayor and Desley Boyle for not supporting them. Where the hell does he really stand? I am inclined to think Byrne is teeing himself up for a nice cushy job and King will provide it for him if elected.

Curly Joe said...

You are right athena. When Val Schier rolled out the red carpet for Chinese delegations to come to Cairns, King was scathing in his comments back in 2008. This is the classic flip flop. No doubt he has been egged along by Byrne looking for a cozy job for himself or his mates.

KitchenSlut said...

Anonymous, I agree with you that the LNP seem to be overplaying their hand when they don't need to. The Guvmint will change, that is clear, but the expectations being built are potentially lead in the saddle bags they may come to regret. This is a stark contrast to the strategy last year by Barry O'Farrell in NSW.

nomooremike said...

@ anonymous (the thick one)

"you lot of so called Labor supporters id like to bring you all down to the whalf and kick ya fucken heads in"

No you don't, you just want to act hard from behind your keyboard.

If you really wanted to fight you'd use your own name and front up.

Now, go and put the dinner on, and don't get that new apron dirty.

CC from Kewarra Beach said...

Nana kay
I suspect you are right. Over the years I have talked to a number of gen x/y women who have experienced harassment and/or discrimination at work and the first thing they do is join their union.