|GAVIN KING IN HIS NEW ROLE |
AS MACKENZIE DANCING MP
MacKenzie was gobsmacked. And apparently he's been seething for 24 hours with this rude smackdown by the new LNP Member of Parliament that ol' Cueball bought and paid for! How dare he defy the great and powerful Wizard of Cairns!
This morning, the buzz word was "emergency". The indigenous street people in Cairns have become an "emergency", MacKenzie squealed. Quoting criminal acts committed by others in a cynical attempt to link street crime with these people, MacKenzie shrieked "emergency" and demanded immediate actions. Claiming "tourists are abandoning Cairns due to these street people", he bellowed "emergency" and DEMANDED action, along with attacking his political pet bunny, Gavin King. And what action is he demanding?
|TRAINING FOR REPATRIATION OF ABORIGINAL|
ALCOHOLICS BACK TO THE FATHERLAND
So with the Cairns bogans demanding the "Kevin Byrne Solution" be implemented, poor old Michael Trout was suckered into going on the air to get pilloried by MacKenzie for the LNP's failure "to take this emergency seriously" and "get these people out of town". Trout obediently barked out a Hitlergruß and hung up.
Even the most rightwing of the business community realise that Youtube videos of buses being loaded with sick, alcoholic aboriginal people and driven "to the border" (I guess just pass Cooktown?) wouldn't be a good look for Cairns tourism. Unlike the first time it was implemented by Kevin Byrne, it won't fly under the radar so easily this time with every tourist in town carrying an iPhone camera.
Bob "Screwdriver" Manning has not yet commented on his marching orders from John MacKenzie. When he gets his head out of KB's arse, maybe he'll have been told what to say.
Gavin King apparently doesn't realise he was bought and paid for, and he'd better start taking his instructions seriously. The puppet master has spoken. Dance, you fucking monkey, Dance!