We've had several reports since yesterday that our three hardworking Queensland LNP MP's, Gavin "Don't Rape Me" King, Michael "Trouty" Trout, and David Kempton have been told the Cairns Airport-based Queensland Rescue Helicopter will be eliminated in the new budget.
EMQ Helicopter Rescue has refused comment.
We are also unable to confirm widespread reports that Campbell Newman is planning to close the Bruce Highway north of Rockhampton. He's reportedly told the Minister of Main Roads Scott Emerson "they've all drive utes up there, what the fuck do they need nice highways for? More money for tunnels in Brisbane!"
More soon. . .