|CELEBRITY MILLENIUM, ANCHORED OFF|
YORKEY'S KNOB THIS MORNING
Then like lightning, jumping into the breach? Gavin "Don't Rape Me" King, Member for MacKenzie and Cairns' tourist advocate to the Joh Bjelke Newman government. With so much money for Cairns squandered by King and his LNP colleagues since the election, King under pressure came up with the perfect, thoughtful solution to the problem.
He said, on television, "I've been looking into getting a "Welcome" sign installed.
That's right - his big idea? A fucking "Welcome" sign.
Jaws dropped. Fireworks went off. Women swooned. Babies cried. Hallelujah! It's this kind of intelligent, out-of-the box thinking that got King elected to this important post.
However bloggers, being the cynics we are, we were prepared to criticise the buffoonery of the idea, and the years we would have to wait for such an extravagance to appear on the foreshore of Yorkey's Knob. But just this afternoon, King was able to get his sign erected in time to welcome day-trippers on the Celebrity Millennium.
Another service from the Can-Do LNP government you elected, Cairns!