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18 January 2013

QPS COMMISSIONER ENGAGES "ESCALATE 2", THE NEW POLICING PROGRAM DESIGNED TO INCREASE CRIME IN OUR HOMES WHILE KINDA PROTECTING THE TOURISTS

We've all been told about the "secret plan" on Cairns crimefighting.. 

Apparently, the "secret plan" that MP Gavin "Don't Rape Me" King has been touting this past week was something called "Escalate 2", announced by the new Queensland Police Commissioner on his first visit to Cairns yesterday.  (Another Newman government official giving MacKenzie talk radio the flick, we note).

"Operation Escalate 1" was run with some rubbery number of non-Cairns police, and accomplished some number of arrests and other actions that have yet to be quantified.  So how is this "blitz" being accomplished this time? 

Commissioner Stewart is happy to announce:  "LOCAL ROSTERS WOULD BE RESHUFFLED TO TACKLE THE RENEWED BLITZ".

In other words, the suburbs will be stripped of their already inadequate police numbers as they're reassigned to the CBD for this new dog-and-pony show.  During "Escalate 1", Cairns saw a spike in crime across the suburbs, with auto theft and home breakins increasing while the coppers were busy tipping on grog on the Esplanade.  We predict a similar outcome this time - because there's no way any government, LNP or ALP, will reduce the number of hours spent speed-trapping drivers and using those police for real work.

On Wednesday, when Gavin King was asked by (not singing anymore Karin "Pearl" Pollard) about the now "voluntary" boot camp Cairns was promised for the burgeoning Young Crim market, King responded "we don't know yet, we haven't purchased the land".  The LNP announcement said both the Cairns and Gold Coast boot camps would be operational "early 2013".  Guess Gavin didn't get the memo.

But many are now questioning the increasingly bi-polar views being expressed by Gavin King.  One day he's the "crime and grime are killing Cairns King, the next "Cairns is Paradise" King.  We're getting dizzy trying to follow it all. . . .





But hey, "Joh Bjelke" Newman left us $175,000 so we could all learn Chinese.   

That's some scary shit. Even Menzies didn't give us Japanese lessons to prepare us for an invasion. 




18 comments:

Anonymous said...


Agree, Gavin is saying that the crime and school figure used by Suncorp relate to FNQ overall so take in Cape stats. Yet it is him him carrying on how bad Cairns is with crime, deliquents and public housing horror stories. Hypocrite but then what is new.

Anonymous said...

$175,000 to learn Chinese? That's less than $1.50 each. Doesn't even buy a pack of two-minute noodles.

Second Anonymous said...

Operation Escalate2 - Police blitzing our parks which are empty because it is pissing down with rain?

Second Anonymous said...

Apparently there is a forum today to discuss the operation of the Boot Camp. Not sure if Gav or the Mayor are invited.

Anonymous said...

Gav is too busy running around doing the Federal Member's job like organising a Chinese Consulate in Cairns, and then the Mayor's job like organising the CBD, to do the State Member's job.

Terry Pritchard said...

The Suncorp survey relates to CITIES only, not FNQ.

Anonymous said...

Who is Terry Pritchard?

shanghai said...

fuck suncorp they lost $50 000 dollars of my super and they bag where i live well brisbane doesnt grip my shit either bloody hell i go on holidays for a week and the lnp are giving money away for front line aussie for the chinese market where do i collect ?im going for 5 grand plus i have good info from my mates down south keep posted in future

jim-bob jnr said...

shanghai, Im with you mate. Who the fuck do Suncorp think they are to RATE us?? Look at how the bastards are robbing us blind with their insurance premiums and giving us shit service. I give them a big fat ZERO as a corporation and wish they would just fuck off to Asia.

Anonymous said...

Wonder what their purpose is in rating us? Are they gearing up for more under-writing, so that they decide Cairns residents are 2000 times more likely to have our homes broken into/burnt down so therefore they can up the insurance premiums 10,000%? There is something to do with more obscene profit making behind it. Like you, jim-bob I wish the corporation would just fuck off to Asia. Thats where their call centres are. It has become another Telstra, only concerned with ripping off Australians as much as they can and offering no service.

Destiny Prophet said...

I'm surprised people don't like Suncorp - I've banked with them since I was 17 and have my insurance with them and they've always been great.

I've also always been answered by an Aussie who I could comprehend. I don't think it's racist to say it gives me the shits when I get a call centre operator I can't bloody understand.

The only thing I've ever found strange about Suncorp was when I moved from Manoora to Whitfield and the car premium went up because apparently the car was at more risk up there - probably all those joy-riding doctors and lawyers!

Anonymous said...

Judging by today's Courier Mail we are going to need more funding from Cando for Russian language lessons.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck did you say Shanghi you like to go to China or something.

shanghai said...

yeah to do market research to see how many chinese will come to our aquarium just another junket courtesy of the goverment in other words fuck all will bother

Anonymous said...

Shanghi so in other words you said fuck all, not sure what the fuck you are saying something about an aquarium and a courtesy Chinese junket.

jim-bob snr said...

I only wish King and Manning had taken some of their "outrage" and told Suncorp to shove their outrageous insurance premiums up their bloated arse.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to learn Chinese. So I could communicate with them when they eventually take over. Maybe even get a good job with the occupation forces.

Mr N.O.Name

Anonymous said...

Jim-Bob, I recently told Mr Suncorp to take their inflated premiums and stick them in their arse mate.

Our combined house and contents went up $90/month and after a weekend shopping around online i've now got the home and contents insured with NRMA at a much cheaper price. The cars are with Shannons. Overall I'm now actually paying $20/month less than what I was paying with Suncorp last year, plus I'm getting better value (house and contents insured at higher amounts, AND cars insured at higher agreed amounts)

These increased costs and the bullshit excuses for them are robbery. And the governments are doing shit-all about it. But it is possible to get a better deal with a bit of research.