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4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News Led by John "Cueball" Mackenzie

11 March 2013

BEING A LAZY ARSEHOLE IS NOT A DISABILITY

We're emotionally exhausted from the flood of abusive emails demanding that we push for one result or the other on the de-amalgamation vote.  As we predicted, the lack of critical thinking across our region gave the requisite result.  When Karin "Pearl Necklace" calls to complain her rates have skyrocketed, we'll be the first to shout "tough titty".  

We don't usually get moved to point readers in a different direction.   But this equally-naughty blog from Brisbane run by a 37-year-old Parkinson's sufferer is right up our alley.

18 comments:

Destiny Prophet said...

Thanks for the link - that was a wonderful read.

Anonymous said...

Give Pearl a break. She was actually against de-amalgamation. She was also against the CEP, the Pt. Douglas lagoon, Val Schier and lots of other things. She is against the new, as yet unknown, Pt. Douglas council and she hates Julia L. and any other woman in public office. She loves King and Macca and Bob and she is in favour of boot camps, as long as they are not in her backyard. I'm looking forward to a reduction in rates. If they are going up in Port, by rights they should be going down, proportionally, in Cairns. Or we can keep them the same and build the bloody CEP! As a tribute to Pearl !

Destiny Prophet said...

So not a cultured Pearl?

Johnno Nixon said...

Pearl said on the LNP talkback radio show if her rates go up she is pissing off down south!

Anonymous said...

Please new Douglas Council do the world a favour and put your rates up!

Anonymous said...

No not a cultured Pearl at all, more an imitation one. I think she likes to hang out with swine instead of cultured people. Johnno, she has changed her mind and told the LNP broadcasting service that she is staying to fight the new Pt. Douglas council. Her theory is that Julia L. will run for Mayor, then withdraw and Mike Berwick, the Green Satan himself, will take over. A worthwhile cause for Pearl. That should keep her occupied.

Anonymous said...

Gee the Labor brand is on the nose after watching 4Corners last nite, its a wounder if any one votes Labor in the fedral election after the currupe Labor pollies that are in this country.

jim-bob snr. said...

Hip hip hoobloodyray, yay, yay and mega-ray, we've lost Pearl. Hallelujah there is a God there somewhere. Enjoy your rate increases Pearl. Yeah now our own Cairns rates should go down and the salaries of Councillors should also go down. Notice how no bastard is talking about CRC Councillors salaries yet????

Anonymous said...

Your headline is totally wrong. I've been a lazy arsehole ever since I can remember, and it really IS a disability. I'm not Prime Minister (I can do the corruption and deal-making OK but, as a lazy arsehole, organisation has proven too much). I'm stuck at the bottom of the rental market (too lazy to get a job). Nobody likes me. The only thing I'm fit for is Greens membership and a choofa at sunset. So wake up to yourselves and have a bit of compassion for those of us that God forgot to motivate.

Anonymous said...

Cairns rates won't come down, rates never go down, but it will relieve some pressure. Have a look at the infrastructure committee minutes at how many projects are in Douglas. These will now shift off the books along with the port foreshore. Douglas' rates will rise because they will duplicate so many jobs like payroll, management, councillors. At least there'll be a whole range of jobs in Douglas where there's nobody qualified to do any of them.

Anonymous said...

Well anonymous 16:15, I prefer a pot smoking Greenie to a wife beating LNP thug anytime. On another matter. It is well known that McKenzie usually calls people, not the other way around. That is why they often sound so confused. He's obviously got King on tap, about twice every morning now. Oh, what a coincidence, the Member for Cairns is just on the line...I wonder if McKenzie is toying with him, checking how often he can pull the strings. Jump King, jump higher and do as you're told ! If you want to have a good laugh, have a look at his FaceBook page. The morons lapping up his spin are truly beyond belief. If King got them to wear a black uniform and march down Lake Street, they probably would.

Anonymous said...

Good point on councillor's renumeration. The increase when the job was upsized was significant and prompt. The reverse now that it is downsized should be commensurate. Watching watching ...

Doug Lassiter said...

Methinks Pearl gets far too much attention for someone with so little( attention span that is).

And hey! Cairns- the YES vote! - it wasn't personal. If your Council was in Mossman you'd understand we felt.Particulalry if they were spending your rates up here. Anyhow you ought to come for a drive one day. We don't have a lagoon (as yet) but you'd find a swim at Mossman Gorge a very pleasant change. The new Kuku Yalangi Centre is v.special.

As for a whole range of jobs in Douglas and nobody qualified to do any of them?(Anon 19.03). That's ridiculous. I originally come from a big city and have been continually astounded by the quality of the work of the many different tradespeople I've encountered up here, their reliability and reasonable prices. For instance, the largest regional printer in Queensland is right here. Plus other superb service providers.

I really believe (and hope) that if the people of Cairns were more engaged with those of Douglas the happier and more progressive we'd all be. I know, fat chance, but it's worth a try.

Finally, Pearls as you all know,dissolve in vinegar. This could mean she may eventually disappear - all on her own.

Anonymous said...

At least they can spell anonymous 13:19. Speaking of corruption, sure you aren't a former Disgraced LNP candidate? The poor language skills look vaguely familiar.

Anonymous said...

Pearl gets so much attention because she is symptomatic of a paricular type of female who is in awe of King. She's got a cousin called Dorothy who likes every word King utters on his FaceBook page and is deeply in love with the LNP. Her fawning comments are vomit inducing.This sort of personality cult is truly scary. All these poor women are going to be so shattered when King gets booted out at the next election.

Anonymous said...

I wonder whether the Yes vote got in because of this boring Mayor and his disciples. Why would anyone want this lot with no vision but just "back to basics" attitude.

Anonymous said...

Agree 06.12 Dot is just an lnp groupie doing what she is told so it all sounds warm and fuzzy on wankings fakebook unlike green grasso who, well not sure what he does or where he works but must have a lot of time to spare

Anonymous said...

Dot is not the only one . There is Glenda who claims that all Labor people are communists and a number of other females of a certain age who absolutely adore King and endorse everything he says, no matter what. All in all, it has zero credibility. Most of the pro LNP postings are trivial beyond belief. I heard Pearl virtually fellate King over the phone today. It was too much and I had to turn the radio off until she was gone. McKenzie handles King softly, softly (as long as he does as he is told) and he gets nothing but sympathetic callers with inoffensive questions. Who the f**k do they think they are fooling apart from themselves. I would love to see someone like Leigh Sales interview King. She'd make mince meat of him, but obviously is not interested in small fry like King, no matter how much Macca talks him up.