|ATTORNEY GENERAL IDENTIFIES NEW SITE|
FOR CAIRNS BOOT CAMP
Bleijie then gets on the radio this morning, attempting to defend this cock-up. In a ten minute diatribe that even Cueball couldn't interrupt, Bleijie defended the boot camp location in the residential area of Kuranda, comparing it to a "halfway house". Our Attorney General ignoramus apparently doesn't understand the difference between CONVICTED CRIMINALS NEEDING PUNISHMENT and THOSE THAT HAVE ALREADY SERVED THEIR TIME. Attorney General? What a moron! He also bristled at any suggestion he was "soft on crime" - one of his first acts was taking ice blocks off the menu at the juvenile detention centres!
But in a surprise move this afternoon, Jarrod Bleijie's office announced they have located a new, secure location where hard farm work and other boot camp-type activities would be done. And while located somewhat closer to Cairns than Kuranda, it's in a rural location where escapees can't harm the neighbours.
|TERRIFIC RURAL LOCATION WELL AWAY|
FROM OTHER RESIDENTS AND HIGHLY
EXPERIENCED STAFF ALREADY ON SITE
Here's the entrance to this new location. It's primarily a horse farm, so the teen criminals can do daily chores like shovelling horseshit. Those who do especially well have been guaranteed jobs in Gavin King's office, learning from King's head horseshit shoveler Steve Grasso.
And the staff? Bleijie has arranged for tough men, experienced with the criminal life. One with a "lengthy drug-related criminal history" so they can relate to the teen crims. What better than convicted criminals on good behaviour bonds?
Steven Trout and Luke Trout, brothers of the Member for
Barron River Michael Trout, are such men, and stand ready to serve our community! The boot camp will be conveniently located at the Trout-family owned "Blazing Saddles", where all of these amenities can be provided immediately. The convenient rural location is just along Yorkey's Knob road, and with an active Neighbourhood Watch group already active there, residents are well-prepared for an influx of teen ratbags.
Thanks to MP Michael "Hide the Backhoe" Trout & family for stepping up with their long years of experience, and providing the community a workable solution to the teen criminal problem.