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4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News Led by John "Cueball" Mackenzie

26 April 2013

WARREN ENTSCH OPENS HIS MOUTH AND SPEWS ALL OVER THE CAIRNS ELECTORATE

CROCODILE HERMES "BIRKIN" BAG - LARGE
ENOUGH TO HOLD A FULL DAY'S WORTH
 OF WARREN ENTSCH FACT-VOMITUS
Warren Entsch, Federal Minister for Blogs, was slotted into the Cueball show this morning in his usual attempt to "prop up" his failing local LNP mates, and do a little rewriting of history.  Entsch always gets wacky-weed ideas in the few months going into an election.  What about the East Trinity Tunnel, eh Warren?   

Asked about the Prime Minster's offer to look at funding for a new stadium for Townsville, Entsch flew out into orbit with his version of "the truth"

He said "we didn't agree with the concept of it, but we still wanted the performing arts centre, we still do.  But they (meaning the federal government) took the funding away from us."

Not at all what happened there Skippy.  It was *YOUR* LNP mates that reneged on a signed triparte contract with Cairns Regional Council and the Federal Government for the Cultural Precinct.  They reneged, and then they took their budgeted $58 Million away from Cairns.  An outcome supported BY YOU as well as the Member for MacKenzie, Gavin "Don't Rape Me" King.  It was only after the LNP and Joh Bjelke Newman broke this triparte agreement did the feds rescind their $40M commitment.  

Get a fucking mirror and take a good look at the culprit, mate.

Entsch then went on and on about why Cairns should get a stadium instead - because we're "building a business in sports and sports medicine".  This despite the fact that Cairns, even heavily marketed, couldn't get any appreciable "sports business" just prior to the Sydney Olympics, or in conjunction with any other event.  The Prime Minister knows that Warren Entsch hasn't got a bloody clue.  She's putting money into a community that has plans and visionaries. Not a rudderless community run by no-hopers.   

Entschy also claimed that a Hermes crocodile bag costs "$150,000", and claimed it was more evidence of 'primary producers getting dudded'.  So why haven't our croc farms done anything to develop their own "luxury bag" business?  They don't even do the high-value leather tanning work, both businesses that would produce REAL jobs for the region.  Instead they're content with selling the raw materials at pennies on the dollar. 

We wait patiently for Entsch's next bout of factual bulimia.  As always we stand ready with a big hypodermic of reality.






24 comments:

Second Anonymous said...

Why is Entsch suddenly obsessed with handbags?

Anonymous said...

All true HBW - I heard it myself- the man is all hot air and goes on and on about nothing. Anybody from out of town listening would wonder how on earth this loud mouth got elected. No mention of the Bruce Hwy either and that is the latest best news for Cairns. What did he do for the 11 odd years he was in the Howard govt?

Anonymous said...

Some poor old dear rang up rug nut the other day about all the croc hysteria. She said that fashion labels were buying up croc farms and he laughed in her face, before cutting her off. He then immediately got some rednecks on the phone to ridicule and have a laugh at the previous caller and spout the usual garbage.Thing is she was right and he was not. This man is such a vile manipulator. Noticed that King has been lying very low lately. probably doesn't want to be questioned about the Kuranda fuck-up and of course Macca has been criticising the Newman government heaps lately and if there is one thing King can't take is any form of criticism...

D.J.HUNT said...

I didn't hear him commit his govt to funding the sports stadium in Cairns, only bag Gillard for not. Also he went on about insurance and again did not provide his solution to the pricing problem, just bagged Gilard

Anonymous said...

Someone should point out to Mackenzie that the boats arriving from Afganistan and Iraq en-masse only started arriving after Howard and his friends invaded Afganistan and Irag.Like the Vietnamese boat people in the 70's they arrived en-masse after the Liberals helped the yanks in Vietnam.If Abbott wins and invades China we are in real trouble (joke readers,abbott doesn't know where China is)

Anonymous said...

Cueball is definitely close to cracking up mentally. The way he treats callers is despicable and 4CA management need to sack him or, at least, cut back his hours. They also need to insist that all areas of politics be invited on the show to allow for balanced debate. I'm guessing they are all scared of this nutter and do not know how to handle him anymore! Easier to just ignore a problem than to actually deal with it. When the sponsors pull out then maybe we'll get some action from management.

The Love Warrior said...

When they redeveloped Suncorp Stadium, it worked out at about $10k per seat. that was 10 years ago, so we could say 12k by now - do the maths 12k x 20000 seats = $240m. What government is going to pay that sort of dough to build a stadium that would be filled once maybe twice a year and that's a big maybe. And also one that doesn't even have a national-level tenant. It ain't going to happen and if any govt was to propose it as old Whisky-breath Warren seems to be implying, I for one would be totally against it

Anonymous said...

No need to worry Wan king and Frenzy will be gone next election make no mistake just have to weather the stuff ups for the next 18 months

Anonymous said...

ABC tonight, lnp will be wiped out north of Rocky if they proceed with the privatisation of public assets yee haa

Anonymous said...

You really have to ask about the mentality of the people that voted for these morons. I can appreciate that people want to see change but to vote so blindly for loudmouth losers and liars like Entch and King shows the stupidity of a large part of the voting public.

ruby said...

What a bloody fucken liar, Entsch is. We all know the Newman Government with the help of Gavin King and Bob Manning grabbed back the $57.3 million funding for the Entertainment Precinct. He's either a liar or all the booze he's cnsumed over the years has left him with korsakoffs syndrome, a damaged brain and poor memory issues. What an arsehole, to now "blame" it all on the Federal Government.
As for the stadium, Townsville has had an application in for a "super" stadium for some time now. Oh and they have their Waterfront Precinct powering on as well. Oh and Dairy Farmers stadium.
Townsville is powering on ahead of Cairns because of the LNP and the political games they play here in Cairns.
Lastly, I've given up any hope of Cairns ever getting a first class performing arts theatre. Manning, King and Mackenzie have lost us that for many decades. I have relatives in Townsville, so I will be staying with them when I travel down there to see top shows, musicals,ballets and operas.

Anonymous said...

If there are any seats left on the plane Ruby because "Sleepy Manning" travels south also don't forget for his entertainment.I still wake up every morning with a chuckle thinking of the stuff up the lnp made of the Boot House. But what is on record of what king said about the lnp before he sucked up and joined them just confirms why a journalist from a small town rag should never be a pollie.Along with cane toads and lawyers journo's have about as much credibility as the next weather report.THE END

Anonymous said...

Well said ruby i and many other Cairns people will also be heading to Townsville for the great shows that will be at their entertainment centre so they will get our hard earned dollars gee that lnp have fucked up big time but will be gone in 18 months but will take years for Cairns to recover from Wan king and his groupies

ruby said...

Hey I haven't finished. Read in The Cairns Post on Anzac Day where simpleton Bob Manning "is gunna go the State and Federal Governments for $30 million for the Cairns CBD". Cairns was given $38 million for the CBD renewal by the Bligh Government. Once King was elected, he said on rugnut's show, "They money isn't there." Then, as you will all remember, Hillbilly Watch revealed the secrtet email King had sent Manning and Terry James on 29th June 2012 in which he clearly indicated the $38 million was here.
King lied like a pig in mud.
Then somehow the money just disappeared, so now Manning is "gunna" go ask for it. What's the betting this is turned into a Federal issue now by the LNP?
I wonder just where that $ 38 million went to???

Seth said...

Townsville will see a massive boost in its local tourism trade as a result of getting a first class performing arts theatre. People will travel from all over Queensland, Papua NewGuinea and even Asia to see shows there. Everyone remember what John Mackenzie and Gavin King called the Entertainment Precinct which was to have included a world class performing arts theatre?? Yep, you remember. A WHITE ELEPHANT meaning hardly anyone would ever go there. So much for the LNPs understanding of the potential of cultural tourism. However, I predict after a few sell out shows in Townsvile, the whinging and the whining will start in Cairns. "Townsville gets everything, we get nothing."

Bob R. said...

We've all said this before, a footie stadium is a successful carrot for the rednecks and bogan voter contingent. Stench can pull it out of the bag again this election and use it as an inducement all over again no worries. The bogans aren't going to do any mathematical calculations in their heads and realise it's bullshit. Good one ruby, Entsch is a fucken liar.

Anonymous said...

Ruby you are a bright shing red rock

ruby said...

A "shing" red rock...oooerr, I dunno what that means Anonymous 19.42. Is that good??

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't you think the 'clever country' would value add what they produce. It's just too easy to make a quick lazy buck flogging the skins for others to add value. Same with live animal exports, strategically placed abattoirs could employ lots of rural people to produce a frozen product for export. In World terms, Australia is fat, dumb and happy (and add to that lazy).

Anon No. 4 said...

Anon 15:02 asks what Stench did in 11 years.

Cape York Concrete smelly deal.
East Trinity development smelly deal
Fischera Rd Mareeba smelly deal
Drunk Driving

Anyone got anything else that needs mentioning

Anonymous said...

getting Govt's to pay for a stadium is one thing - but who will pay for the upkeep for the next 30 years? CRC, CCI, Advance Cairns? I dont think so. You are a complete tosser Entsch.

Bob R. said...

Complete tosser or not. He will drag out the footie stadium idea all over again and all the rednecks will piss their pants in excitement and think Etnsch is God himself. Its a sure fire election winner in this city of rednecks and bogans. Of course it wont eventuate, but bogans and rednecks have very short memories so they will forget within a year or so, and then the next LNP candidate for Leichhardt can drag it out all over again.

Anonymous said...

Sorry Ruby Shining and yes it is good

ruby red rock said...

Golleeeee Anonymous above, you make me blush and curl my toes back. No-one has ever called me a "shining red rock" before. What a compliment!