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18 July 2013

CRISAFULLI PRAISES CAIRNS nonREGIONAL COUNCIL FOR INFRASTRUCTURE PLANNING - (sorry, false alarm)


Minister for Local Government David Crisafulli (seen here on the right) started his interview today by making this profound and encouraging statement:



We thought for sure Cairns was going to get our Entertainment Precinct money back.

Sadly, we got more "pocket lint" -  a new kids cricket field.


18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ah, more of that 'fairy dust' as Mr Entsch likes to call it. Or that only when it comes from the Federal Government?

Bob R. said...

Yeah, "planning for the growing needs of the community". Shit yeah. Over 5000 kids this year at the Eisteddfod trying to fit into shoebox sized venues with no space for rehearsals or adequate change rooms. Yeah where is the new performing arts theatre hey? Manning is still fart-arsing and dithering around trying to work out what to do after he gave back all the funding for it. What about extensions to the Convention Centre and the new multi storey car park n the city? It must be obvious to all now that Manning will do fuck all and just hand everything over to his successor after next year.

CBD Tarzan said...

I know a bloke who knows this sheila who used to work in the council and they reckon they can fix a Cairns problems but until someones stupid enough to vote for them they will keep selling over priced imported furniture.And telling lies.

Seth said...

Manning is full of piss and wind and only in it for ego and money. The fawning and obsequious grovelling of Mackenzie is just downright painful to listen to. The Cairns Post is too Townsville centred now to give a shit about Cairns. King only cares about promotion and his own career and will sell out Cairns to get a pat on the head from Newman. Trout and Kempton do nothing, say nothing and make themselves invisible to avoid public wrath. Entsch seems too busy pointing the finger of blame at everyone and anyone while holding a glass of red in the other hand. Yeah, they're a great bunch of incompetents.

Tony Hillier said...

Townsville gets gold nuggets, while Cairns is tossed peanuts. All we ever get is fairy floss from our self-serving, supine will o'the wisp LNP members. Off with their heads!

Anonymous said...

macca was hilarious this morning, best comedy show on radio. We had bill from brinsmead and raj. What a pair of fuckwits! Cant some of their friends tell them they come across as fools? Fool no.1 was raj as usual sprouting his figures and statements that usually noone corrects, let alone questions. Instead of the bumbling mayor to rant to he got thrilling shilling who stuck it up raj but stopped short of telling him he was a fuckwit. just told him most of his statements were wrong. look for raj at the local doctors getting some pills to calm his beating heart from actually being questioned and told he was wrong.
then we come to idiot no.2, bill from brinsmead. now macca, now macca, now macca, now macca.We all know his name bill the dill so stop starting every bloody sentence with now macca! After his usual biased, senseless hillbilly bullshit he then plummetted to new depths of the stupid and absurd by stating that some people are born with a chromosome that allows them to believe in things they cant see!?! Were did he get this little gem from...Barbara Walters from some US interview show. Even macca had a laugh at this and asked bill how many people are born with this. He did not hear that bit but he reckoned about 50% of the people!??! Laughable, now macca, now macca, now macca, can you get rid of these fuckwits....or are you too dumb to even know how dumb they are?

Anonymous said...

Sounds like religion!

Anonymous said...

Now-macca-macca-macca was banned for several months for upsetting King.He was allowed back on after the boot camp fiasco. Another Tool is Bill from Bayview Hts. aka the Black Adder with his daily anti-Green , climate conspiracy bullshit. "They're all socialists and communists....bla bla bla ." The tool and tosser show ! And all of them read this blog !!!

Anonymous said...

Did Crisafulli really ubderstand what he was saying? That is the greatest heap of shit I have ever heard. He said absolutely fucking nothing.

Anonymous said...

Didn't Manning sound inspiring on Chanel 7 last night? Wow, Cairns is really going places with a new cricket pitch. He really should have his nanna nap every day to help him seem brighter and more alive.

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Anonymous said...

Mayor Manning looks more like Mr Burns every time I see him!

Anonymous said...

manning and king will be gone come the next elections but will take with them a big payout .There have been many young cairns familys destroyed by king and his lnp mates and it will take them time to recover but they will. The lnp will make history next election as the most hated and greedy goverment ever elected and will be gone forever

Anonymous said...

Comedy gold on the cueball show today with some pommy whinger asking Shilling, "why are the waiting times at the hospital so long?" Before that he was complaining about Rudd. None of the calls were about local govt issues. Talk about retard Radio, can't wait for next weeks episode.

jim-bob snr said...

"RETARD RADIO WITH RUGNUT" hehehe, love it. Why are the waiting times at the hospital so long? I shouldn't laugh, but isn't this exactly what people voted for? Didn't they understand what the LNP stood for? Oh silly me, they voted Bligh OUT and didn't give a shit what they were voting IN. **Yawn**. Serves em right. I see Newman is sacking more nurses and midwives in Brisbane. But never mind the meedja won't say anything about the nurses suffering burnout and exhaustion and the people dying needlessly from lack of medical care. RUGNUTS RETARD RADIO will be shrilling away about crocodiles, flying foxes and hoons in cars. The retards will all be satisfied.

Jethro said...

The whinging pommy will have all his Christmases come at once if Abbott wins government and abolishes Medicare like he has promised. Hallelujah bro! Then the private health insurance companies all move in, and hey presto soon all aged people, people with disabilities, people with medical conditions will all either have to pay through the nose or just be excluded from health insurance because they are too "risky". Yep, Americanisation of our national health system is imminent. The pommy whinger will really have something to whinge about.

Anonymous said...

As Mrs Brown would say, "If I want to listen to an arsehole, I'd fart."

Bob R. said...

Yeah well never mind everyone, the Newman Government are gunna give us back Cracker Night. What a bloody great idea, oh shit yeah. Here we go again with houses on fire, grass paddocks on fire, hillslopes on fire, the fire brigades racing round like blue arsed flies all bloody night long, kids with bloody eyes burned out, clothes on fire and people with second degree burns, dogs and cats with tuppeny bungers jammed up their bums. Oh shit yeah, we don't want to be a Nanny state.