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4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News Led by John "Cueball" Mackenzie

26 August 2013

CROCODILE CRISIS IN DARWIN - MACKENZIE CONCEPT OF REALITY MEANS NOW TOURISM BUSINESS WILL COLLAPSE IN DARWIN AS PUBLIC FLEES

The "phony crisis" is a core element of the 4CA hillbilly mentality.  If you didn't live here, you'd think we were living in the worst place on the planet.  "Teen crime reaches crisis levels" bellows MacKenzie.     "Anti-social drunks bring crisis to Cairns" hollers Cueball.  And the most recent - "when someone gets taken by a croc, we can kiss the tourist business goodby".  

Based on these statements, Darwin will now see the end of their tourism business due to news that a NT resident has gone missing and is believed to be a croc victim.

NT Police have indicated that they have. . "indications that alcohol was involved".  

MacKenzie said today that he will also support a NT government plan to deny alcohol to juvenile crocodiles.





25 comments:

Anonymous said...

All the bellowing and hysterics over crocs, and Mackenzie hasn't said a single word about croc danger with the AQUIS Resort proposal.

Anonymous said...

The phony crisis is always a key cornerstone of LNP policy. That is the only way they can get themselves elected - through fearmongering. Shock jocks are their Masters of Ceremony, from the big ratings winners in the cities to the pissant has beens like Tow Ball in the provinces.

Lorraine Piercy said...

Thats crazy, if anything wouldnt the tourist love to see a big croc in the wild.

KitchenSlut said...

Alcohol was involved? Clearly we need a crocodile RBT unit!

Anonymous said...

Now i understand why a convicted drink driver is in the picture

Anonymous said...

Crocs like marinated meat.

Hamish Krint said...

More crocs eating people = more tourists! The NT Croc insurance certificate will get boom sales....people just love a good tragedy. Cairns is SO boring!!!!

TAS said...

Another tragedy for man and croc in the NT when an allegedly drunken man is taken by a crocodile whilst swimming in a well known habitat. According to the ABC news, police and rangers have killed every large animal in the vicinity - and for what; a lesson to all crocodiles?
Better to record that the man, by going into the croc pool was too stupid to remain in the gene pool, and to give him a Darwinian award. I think most fair-minded people would agree.

Second Anonymous said...

Like the graphic - but really...would a reptile eat another reptile???

JETHRO said...

Crocs eat snakes Second Anonymous.

ruby said...

Just heard another awful experience from a woman who once worked with Stench in his electorate office. Why these women aren't speaking out, instead of gossiping amongst other women, I have no idea. He keeps on treating them all like toerags.

Warren said...

What's the point of that post, Ruby?

Anonymous said...

Get a grip Ruby. Try insulting some Chinese people that will make you feel better.

ruby said...

Now now Warren and Anonymous. The fact that women are talking and have been talking about this for some years should be enough for you both to sit up and take note and not abuse the message bearer, me. Making swipes at the message bearer won't stop the goss. As for insulting Chinese, Anonymous, I will leave that up to Gavin King, the local member. No-one could possibly do it as well as he.

Anonymous said...

Keep it up Ruby -you talk sense. Has anyone caught the Battlelines article on ABC online about the Compass vote survey? The demographic around here in FNQ is Racist,Misogynist,poorly educated,stuck in the Joh era and the 50s,homophobic,insular and voting LNP. Entsch can't lose.
Makes you want to move doesn't it?!

Warren said...

Now now now Ruby in the dust.
Has your band began to rust?

Who's doing the attacking here?
I asked a question - what was to point of your post?

And Ms Anonymous 11:48
Where you going to go to?

ruby said...

I would say your churlish comments prove I have made a point Warren.

Anonymous said...

Wonder how much dough Tenni made in commissions on the sale of land to Tony Fung?

Anonymous said...

Warren's on the piss again by the look of that incoherent post.

Warren said...

What point have you made Ruby ...
You're just spreading malicious rumour.

Anonymous said...

The point is Warren above that people are talking.

Anonymous said...

Could someone please tell me 3 things that Enstch has accomplished for the people of Cairns since being elected 3 years ago. That is 1 only project per year. His advertisements keep saying "real action" and "working for you" but I can't recall any particular achievements whatsoever. His super is looking real good though.

Anonymous said...

Spreading malicious rumours is all this blog does now....the original topic was an important one about Crocs! People who talk about leaving should just go and annoy another community.

Anonymous said...

Entschy wentschy spider hasn't achieved much at all in comparison with the one term of Jim Turnour's.

Anonymous said...

Protecting crocs should be an important issue, but not as important as the criminal act of driving under the influence of alcohol and the 'upstanding' public people who choose to abuse the law