The "phony crisis" is a core element of the 4CA hillbilly mentality. If you didn't live here, you'd think we were living in the worst place on the planet. "Teen crime reaches crisis levels" bellows MacKenzie. "Anti-social drunks bring crisis to Cairns" hollers Cueball. And the most recent - "when someone gets taken by a croc, we can kiss the tourist business goodby".
Based on these statements, Darwin will now see the end of their tourism business due to news that a NT resident has gone missing and is believed to be a croc victim.
NT Police have indicated that they have. . "indications that alcohol was involved".
MacKenzie said today that he will also support a NT government plan to deny alcohol to juvenile crocodiles.