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17 September 2013

ENTSCH RAISES BOTH HANDS IN ATTEMPT TO SNAG MINISTERIAL POSITION - INSIDERS SAY LYING ABOUT BABYGATE AND POOR PERFORMANCE AS WHIP DOOMS HIM TO BACK BENCH PERMANENTLY

Cairns residents awake this morning with confirmation of how little the new LNP Federal Government cares about regional Queensland and Cairns.

MP Warren Entsch, formerly Chief House Whip, has been stripped of even this lowly position by Tony Abbott.  The Whip position has been given to Phillip Ruddock.  Entsch remains as self-apponted Minister to Blogs, as well as Parliament's official red wine taster.


MP CHRISTOPHER PYNE'S BULLSHIT DETECTOR
SWINGS INTO OVERDRIVE SPEAKING TO
MP WARREN ENTSCH
Leaving Entsch with his usual bag of shit for the voters of Leichhardt.  Although Entsch boasts of his great relationships in the Cape with our Aboriginal Brothers and Sisters, this election saw them turning en-masse against Entsch and his blowhard-do nothing years as their representative.  This has been covered comprehensively by the CairnsBiz blog, written by Mark Beath, and shows huge swings against Entsch in the Cape  - apparently they too hold their breath when Entsch arrives and laugh hysterically at his promises.  We're groping for an aboriginal word equivalent to "schmoe".  It seems Entch's participation in any FNQ Planning Committee will guarantee the Cape further governmental time-wasting.  

Entsch did not distinguish himself with his colleagues during the last Parliament.  Given what Abbott thought was a reasonably straightforward job as whip, Entsch cracked under the pressure of having to count well past 70 on more than one occasion, requiring the famous "sprint for the doors" by the Coalition leadership.

Then very rapidly came the Entsch drink driving conviction
ENTSCH PROUDLY DELIVERS A TAXI
LICENCE TO MR. SINGH AS CAIRNS BOASTS
FINALLY NO MORE AUSTRALIAN-BORN
TAXI DRIVERS WORKING IN CAIRNS- JUST
LIKE THE BIG CITIES
and the MP Michelle Rowland affair, when Entsch refused a normal request for an MP "leave" to care for a sick child.  After telling several bullshit stories that caused the leadership great embarrassment, Christopher Pyne overrode Entsch and issued the leave pairing.  Pyne kept his Education portfolio, which he's held in opposition.  This will allow him his additional task - keeping an eye, and a short leash on Entsch for the new Prime Minister. 


Once again Cairns and Far North Queensland have been dudded - this time by the Federal version of the LNP.




13 comments:

Anonymous said...

No no no! Wazza has knocked back his comfy job as Whip to look after the toilet paper in Cape York -or I think that is what the Cairns Post says this morning HBW.

NYM said...

This is nothing more than an empty whinge and whine. You articulated it a few posts ago HBW that it is only the ALP which never bothers with any type of representation for the people of FNQ whether listening to peoples needs or having representation in Cabinet. This post is a pretty pathetic and very shallow attempt to try and seem impartial Bullshit!

Anonymous said...

Entsch demotion was unsurprising despite his flagrant spin in today's CP. He will not be trusted in developing the Northern Australian project. If it is a White Paper it will need to come through a Minister - hopefully Robb.

QLD didn't do well in the new Ministry with the hapless Senator Ian McDonald, Andrew Laming and Teresa Gambaro all dumped and Senator Brett Mason demoted.

Anonymous said...

When you look at what one term labour fed member achieved a few years ago and is still ongoing and what Entsch hasn't achieved,ever the current member has a lot of catching up to do.But I'm not holding my breath.It is dead easy to carp from the side lines but hard to actually do something as we are finding out with the current council,state government etc.

Anonymous said...

BUT, in today's CP Entsch says he was offered the whip (cushy job) or Chair of the White Paper to develop North Australia. What do you make of that?

Tony Hillier said...

According to an on-line report at the Compost's website today, Entsch passed up the opportunity to be whipping boy again in favour of overseeing "the creation of the northern Australia white paper".

Anonymous said...

The blustering buffoon reckoned he turned down the "cruisy" whip job and opted to be chairman of some vague committee instead. So we'll get 3 more years of huffing and puffing and blaming the ALP and no achievements for FNQ. Apart from that we have an all male, WASPISH sort of government, except for that asbestos lawyer. How exciting. We should probably be grateful that Entsch din't get a Ministry. Think of the damage he could have done...

Anonymous said...

Don't forget the Bishops! I think they have bigger balls than Stench!!!

Tony Hillier said...

Two Bishops and an Abbott ... a wholly unholy alliance!

Second Anonymous said...

The two Bishops were probably the result of Abbott's confused and conflicting subliminal theological ideals.

shanghai said...

ah stop the wine ing fnq loves lnp that's why we won

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO Entch and Greaso working together. Greaso is the new office Manager obviously no body asked why he is not in the navy any more? Entch, Greaso, Backhoe and the rapist all land owners at the Knob? What hope do we have when the best Entch can find to Manage his office is a retard slimy ego driven loser. This is piss ya pants funny. Greaso was sacked from the office of rape and pillage because he was doing the numbers white anting his new boss!! What hope do we have Cairns, grubby fucks this mob.

NYM said...

At least Greaso will stop all the female toerags from endlessly passing through the revolving doors of Stench's office. Wonder how many women he has had there over the years? Forty? Fifty? A pretty good indication anyway of how the LNP view women. I agree Anonymous 14.28, the LNP are grubby fucks.