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4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News Led by John "Cueball" Mackenzie

07 November 2013

CYNICAL POLITICS BY BOTH LNP AND ALP ENSURE CAIRNS UNLIKELY TO SEE ANY REAL GOVERNMENTAL SUPPORT FROM ANY POLITICAL QUARTER

Here at the Hillbilly Watch, we're not big believers in coincidence when it comes to political matters. The games all the political parties play are rarely ascribed to chance.

JARROD MITCHELL SAID TO BE TEACHING HIS
SON KAELYN "CROC MANAGEMENT".  
THE FIRST RULE APPARENTLY IS
MATCHING, COLOUR-COORDINATED
SHIRTS
Queensland Environment Minister Andrew Powell stunned John MacKenzie and Michael "Hide the Backhoe" Trout with the announcement that the privatised crocodile catch-and-remove contract has been awarded to traditional hunters of the Yirranydji clan, Dawul Wuru Indigenous Corporation, and croc handler Jarrod Mitchell.  The officers of this corporation look to be family members of Mr. Mitchell including his wife, and the company was first registered in October of 2010.

Since the Joh Bjelke-Newman government were first elected, John MacKenzie and Michael Trout have been pushing for the Cairns Crocodile Farm and the owner, Keith Cook to get the contract.  Cook has been spruiked relentlessly on the MacKenzie show and cueball has been claiming credit for snagging "the best croc hunter in Australia" to get rid of this plague.  It was MacKenzie who pressured Trouty to have Cook appointed to the Cairns Crocodile Clemency Board.  MacKenzie has also been seen lunching with his boy Cook.  So relentless has been the promotion of Cook as the "Cairns choice" for this job, 4CA has been questioned by ACMA as to whether this promotion was in fact paid-for advertising.  

And Cook was so convinced the gig was in the bag he started advertising for a new employee to assist in the slaughter of these crocs.

MacKenzie and Trout are both said to be despondent over the selection of an aboriginal to do this work, with threats to "take it up with the Premier" being heard by 4CA staff.

So was it really a coincidence that at almost the same moment, Billy Gordon has been announced as the preselected ALP candidate for the Seat of Cook?  The announcement made by Mulgrave MP Curtis Pitt looked to be the opening shot against the FNQ LNP puppet show that has stood by as their leader Campbell Newman has called all the shots in FNQ.  But a preselection so early can only be construed as pandering in these circumstances.  

So bad is the malaise in the local MP's that Gavin King, the Member for Mackenzie, was seen 4AM'ish in the Reef Casino, escorting a woman described as "having her tits out".  An unlikely description of his current partner, to be sure.  The member was said to be "under the weather", and the two retired to an obscure corner of the establishment.  Likely doing research on casino operational matters for the Aquis Resort at Fung Beach.


The Dawul Wuru Indigenous Corporation, who's been awarded the "commercial-in-confidence" contract for croc removal, looks to have previously only one minor land surveillance contract with the federal government.  They also conducted an aboriginal "fashion show" early in August.  How either of these things qualify them for the croc removal contract is unclear.

We would suggest however that next year's fashion show will likely feature a lot more crocodile skin clothing and footwear.


17 comments:

CBD Warrior said...

MacKenzie is showing he's got no credibility with anyone. Not with the wider Cairns community. Not even with his "soul-mate" pollies, the LNP. Everyone's dissing him but good.

What a loser!

Bob R. said...

HBW, I don't understand what you are trying to say by connecting the announcement of Billy Gordon as the ALP Candidate for Cook with this contract for catching crocodiles. Sure both people are aboriginal people, is that what is getting up your craw? Cook has previously had an aboriginal MP, Mr Eric Deeral who represented the National Party between 1974 and 1977. It isn't so unusual to choose an aboriginal candidate therefore and it has nothing to do with this announcement of the crocodile contract by Newman.

Hamish Krint said...

Just as an aside...I've been reading this blog for a while now. UI'm curious to know from HBW or anyone else whether McKenzie reads this blog regularly? Must be very inspirational for him if he does....

CBD Tarzan said...

Its nothing short of amazing Cueball Mc Thailand is still whinging into his mic still in Cairns. Who can stand listening to his racist ,Fascist,Xenophobic rants,? Oops thats right were in QLD sorry I forgot for a minute.

NYM said...

I agree with your comment Bob R and I cannot for the life of me see how there Hillbilly hints at some hidden agenda in the two separate announcements. As for rugnut Im not interested in who his squeeze is. Frankly Im surprised he even has one. One thing I have noticed is how he is losing his audience. Hope his advertisers notice as well.

Anonymous said...

Switched on rugnuts program today and he was thrilling away about having Bob Manning on his program tomorrow. Obviously it is a great joy to rugnut. He was referring to Manning as "Pussy" Manning. Are these two in love or something?

Anonymous said...


Although I hate gossip so feel a bit iffy about disclosing King misbehaving I cannot help but wonder what the reaction if a female MP behaved this way with 2 children at home. On the Aboriginal coincidence I think it exactly that. If not I cannot see how it helps, Aboriginal people are as diverse as anyone with reason who to vote for.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps our local excuse for a neo con shock jock should ask our local member the penetrating questions that was asked of our previous Prime Minister by his ilk like "is your partner gay?"

Observer said...

I heard Mackenzie refer to Bob Manning as "Pussy" Manning too. What is going on? What man likes to be called "Pussy"??

Anonymous said...

One whose insane grin is enough to have a lovestruck story written about it in today's Townsville outPost. 21:03

Anonymous said...

Rugnut's Cueball Mckenzie is a name only a mother could love. The guy is a walking talking horror story, the cairns community would be better off without him on radio. He is definitely a two speed political plant bought and paid for by the highest bidder, or whatever whim takes his fancy as a cairns power broker and broadcaster. And a liar.

Anonymous said...

Everyone I know uses the term "sleepy" to describe manning who is turning out to be the worst city leader this place has ever had.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 06.42, Manning is not demonstrating "leadership" that is the problem.

Anonymous said...

Correct anonymous 10:49. This mayor is deeply entrenched in 'puppet' mode. That's why the big guys put him there - compliant, lacking any original thought and a local name that the hillbilly voters could easily recognise and identify with.

Anonymous said...

Just keepin' the seat warm until Kevin returns ...

Anonymous said...

Manning on talk back shock jock show yesterday didn't have any answers for the callers. He muttered an gasped for breath so often, it seemed a call to triple O was about to be made. What a joke of a leader.

NYM said...

Manning doesn't have to say much. The calls are carefully screened for him. Anyone asking hard questions isn't allowed to ask them. Mackenzie talks him up and flatters him along as if he is Royalty. He "hurries along" if Manning is stumbling or doesn't know the answer or even breaks in and provides the answer for Manning.