At least you'd think so.
In Saturday's Cairns Post, the one and only:
Over the years, Bob Marley's backup band had over TWENTY different musicians in "the Wailers". Cairns is getting ONE, the 68 year old Aston Barrett. Hardly "the Wailers". Booked into The Tanks.
And you of course know Bob Marley has been dead over 30 years. . . .
Then appearing at Brothers Leagues Club:
For the cataract crowd that inhabits the Brothers showroom, they'll easily be fooled by this heavily-photoshopped photo of Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, and Kenny Rogers. $37/person to get entertained by total fraudsters.
Cairns' own Fred Flange rocks the house at the Reef Casino intermittently at 11. . . that's 11 AM. They may think they're "perpetually young", but a boy shouldn't be afraid of facing up to his own mortality. Sponsored by Just for Men.
And big crowds are expected for the next appearance of
Michael Jackson at the Cairns Convention Centre.
To be followed in short order by the Buddy Holly, Country superstar Patsy Cline, Soul legend Otis Redding, John Denver, Stevie Ray Vaughn, and closing out with country rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd.
ALL OF THESE COPYCAT ACTS BROUGHT TO YOU BY AUSTRALIA'S WEAK COPYRIGHT LAWS THAT ALLOW THE PUBLIC TO BE DUPED IN THIS WAY.