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05 September 2014

CRAFTY NEWMAN ANNOUNCEMENT DESIGNED FOR BRISSY SUPPORT - BUT INSIDERS REPORT THAT COST BLOWOUT OF CAIRNS DREDGING WILL PUT AN END TO THIS IDIOTIC PROJECT

In a major announcement that the LNP PR machine is spinning mightily, Campbell Newman has performed a world-class backflip, announcing that NO dredging spoil would be dumped in the ocean.

As the reactionary and fascist Queensland LNP attempts to steer left as an election comes close, the Queensland LNP has ordered police to drag the homeless, the mentally ill, the vagrant, the sick, the needy, and the youthful OFF the Cairns CBD streets during the upcoming G20 finance ministers meeting.  An overhyped event if there ever was one.  Good thing Cairns is the speed capital of Australia - we're all going to need a dose for this crowd.

CBD denizens have noticed that for the first time in 10 years
SOME OF THE BRISBANE DICKHEADS WHO WILL
NOW SUPPORT THE NEW "GREEN" LNP
the Courthouse and Police Headquarters have been cleaned up.  Not for US, the taxpayers.  But for the foreign visitors.    


Gavin King, these days taking credit for anything and everything, said that it was important to stop "itinerants" from competing with tourists.  Which "word of mouth" about Cairns is more effective - what 2000 foreign bureaucrats will experience (which will, days later, be overshadowed by the REAL G20 meetings in Brisbane) or what the flood of foreign tourists that come to Cairns tell their friends about Australia?


JUST AFTER JEFF SEENEY TELLS GAVIN KING
AND MICHAEL TROUT THERE WON'T BE ANY CAIRNS
HARBOUR DREDGING, HE GIVES THEM BOTH
A FREE LIME
LNP insiders tell us that the shock announcement for Cairns will be made soon - there will be NO harbour dredging for Cairns.  Sadly, as Joh Bjelke Newman tries to appease the big city liberals to get his government a second term, the cost of dumping on land in Cairns is now estimated at $135,000,000!  With Newman only promising $40M for the dredging before the last election, the whole project will be shit-canned with Newman pleading "fiscal responsibility". 

Reports also suggest that Aquis developer Tony Fung "prefers" cruise ships to dock at Yorkey's Knob.  Michael Trout bitch-slapped again.    

Gavin "Don't Rape Me" King was told yesterday by Deputy Premier Jeff Seeney that the dredging of the Trinity Inlet is a no-go.  Seeney instead gave King some of our tax money to dole out as a distraction - with King giving money to kid bicycle racers and some pocket change for the Cairns High Canteen.  And during a lunch event, King's big contribution was an assertion that "building bigger roads makes traffic worse".

For all you cruise ship dredgers, remember you heard it hear first:  It Ain't Gonna Happen.

Meanwhile, Paul Freebody has announced that he's prepared to have cruise ships dock at his newly-revamped Adventure Waters.  

7 comments:

Johnno said...

Well Gav can now put his energy into cleaning up the southern end of Lyons St. It's a third world bloody disgusting mess. I was on the LNP Talk Back Radio Show this morning with Mayor Bob and he said it was Gav's baby. So Gav will you do something before you depart next year?

Anonymous said...

The issue of dredging the Cairns Inlet to enable to big cruise chips to anchor was a highly successful vote winner for King. Nobody can deny that. However, it is a classic illustration of King's naivete, lack of investigatory skills and leadership abilitity in that he failed to research the reasons why a previous Labor government ceased wholescale dredging.

Anonymous said...


King in the Post and King as MP has really damaged this town. I hope LNP can see it. 100% hubris surrounding himself with only those that feed his ego and he does not tolerate any debate, just wants his butt kissed.

Dredging had all sorts of issues from day 1 but he was arrogant about it and now we just wait and see. His "reef facts" were appalling spin and as assistant tourism minister disgraceful. Up to LNP, If they want to lose keep him.

Anonymous said...

I can remember can'tdo cruising the inlet with "the press" before the last election saying that if he wins the election the inlet will be dredged in the first 100 days. He really meant 100 months and I still smell a rat that the rate payers of the city will have to cough up to pay for most of it and the infrastructure for Aquis as well.

Seth said...

Seeney is now saying that dredge soil will have to be dumped on land somewhere. So where? will be the big question.

shanghai said...

hey elvis sucked in go and have a whinge to your mate cueball I told and its your shout next!! I told ya miners are more important than tourists... fire up your barbie from your tap...

Anonymous said...

latest is wanking is on the nose and will be replaced by freeboney trout is starting to do wankings job ie cairns motocycle club so interesting times ahead