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26 January 2015

MICHAEL TROUT AUSSIE DAY COMEDY SADLY HIGHLIGHTS HOW INEFFECTIVE OUR MP'S ARE AT REPRESENTING THE PEOPLE

With Palm Cove the site of the annual Australia Day festivities, while cooking snags (what, no eggs anymore Council?) we watched the Michael Trout Barron River Comedy show get underway.


Promptly at 7:10, Michael Trout was driving his electoral car in the Esplanade, looking for our location.  On his phone to an aide he could be heard shouting "it wasn't there the last time" as he looked in vain without realising the Council had moved everything to the Jetty.

As he maneuvered his car back towards the north end of Palm Cove, he saw the arrival of some 40 bikies on an array of Harley-Davidson motorcycles.  'Bikies!  Oh my god!  What should I do!", said Trouty.

Trout sat in his car a full ten minutes on his telephone, calling for instructions from the LNP heirarchy who had made anyone with a motorbike a villain.

Meanwhile the Federal Minister for Bloggers Warren Entsch arrived (alone), moving quickly past the gathering bikies and heading straight for the libation tent.  Hair of the dog, ya' know.

The second call Trouty made was to our local police assistant
THREE OF THE QUEENSLAND POLICE FINEST
FORM A GAUNTLET IN LAWN CHAIRS
superintendent.  'Please", he implored.  'I need protection from these thugs and ratbags', he told the police.  'Are you talking about your own family, Mr. Trout' the police said, trying to clarify what criminal ratbags he was talking about.


So finally at 7:25, police officers arrived at Palm Cove and were stationed in chairs around Mr. Trout's little marquee.  

Only then did Michael Trout feel safe walking to a community festival at the height of an election campaign.  He was on the phone however, still getting instructions from some LNP hack on the bikies. . . . 

The fact is that FNQ has NO representation for the people.  It's all representation of the party leadership, back someplace 2000km away.  We frankly believe Curtis Pitt is no better, and in some ways worse, getting his seat only because daddy had it.  But Robin Quick?  Yeeeech.  

Trout KNOWS the truth about the Trinity Inlet dredging project.  Trout KNOWS the truth about Aquis.  But his leaders and taxpayer pay packet are more important than US, and he's been told to STFU.

What else do you need to know?


9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I agree completely there is a vacuum in local,State and Federal politics which needs to be filled by people with intellect. This country needs to smarten up and demand more from our politicians.

Anonymous said...

HBW you obviously don't live down south. If you did you would be well aware of the work Curtis Pitt has done. That comment was unnecessary.

Anonymous said...

ROFL Entschy runs the gauntlet of a mob of marauding ferocious bikers to swill down that first glass of chilled (or otherwise) piss. Christ I laughed at that. Meanwhile sooky little Trout sits in his car until the fuzz arrive. HAR HAR

Anonymous said...

What a load of drivel from start to finish. HBW is dead. Even I can see that they are ambos.

Anony The Mouse said...

Curtis Pitt represents ME, and all the other residents who voted for him, it has nothing to do with his father, and I resent the implication that I'm some sort of sheep.

Betty.. said...

I am not in Curtis Pitt division... but he worked hard for that seat...Warren was great man & also worked hard for th electrate... if you are no good you can be voted out...as we will see on 31st january...

Anonymous said...

Ah, but are they ambos. that's what they want you to think. Remember that some coppers managed to get past grade 10 and can don some cunning disguises to infiltrate the non LNP supporters of Queensland. And... By the way, the best drivel is most definitely from Murdoch's Compost. Makes HBW look like drivel kindy.

Quick and the dead said...

Poor old Robbie Quick - the only FNQ LNP candidate unable to win their seat in the 2012 election in the biggest swing in 100 years LOL. And she recycles herself again? Seriously is she the best they've got for that seat? Hahaha

Quick and the dead said...

Poor old Robbie Quick - the only FNQ LNP candidate unable to win their seat in the 2012 election in the biggest swing in 100 years LOL. And she recycles herself again? Seriously is she the best they've got for that seat? Hahaha