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A VERY SMALL AREA
However the Queensland ALP was one of the most shocked to discover that they had won.
Prior to the election the ALP leadership, so convinced that this would be an election to only regain some of the lost ground, did little to obtain proper background checks on the candidates - especially in the regional areas.
Hence the embarrassment that has been visited on Cairns in the name of William John Gordon. My mother always used to tell us that we should never trust a guy "with three first names". This has been the least of the problems plaguing the Member for Cook.
The whole sordid mess is being chronicled by a Brisbane-based political blog called "No Fibs".
Billy Gordon must now step down in favour a a by-election in the electorate of Cook.
It isn't just the flip-flopping in his statements which are
routinely contradicted by the Queensland Police Service. We abhor the political bastardry that Gordon is feeding, which has been led by the disgraced former member of Cairns, Gavin "Don't Rape Me" King. So bitter and angry is Campbell Newman at the "pack of bastards in the media", he embraced King - one of this despised fraternity - to write the english language version of his Newman memoirs. King sprang to the task knowing full well he has no future in EITHER politics OR journalism. And King has been the leader of the toxic attacks on Gordon as well as the other FNQ ALP members. King's immorality is legendary, so no surprise there.
|GAVIN KING, JUST BEFORE HE DISCOVERS|
THAT 20% OF NOTHING IS NOTHING
Billy Gordon's failures are far more fundamental.
He's a Lazy Arsehole
He's an Ignoramus
He's become a Symbol of FNQ in Brisbane
He's an Embarrassment to his Race
He's a Pervert.
With one woman this week being brought before the bar for an allegation by Gordon that she was blackmailing him, the "fine print" is disgusting. She's charged with blackmailing him WITH A DICK PHOTO HE SENT HER!
And now a second woman has emerged from the shadows, clutching in her hands the Billy Gordon dick picture SHE received from him.
We've managed to obtain a copy of the offending Member, and it's clear that these cases belong in Small Claims Court.
An elected member of government who's decided to share his unelected member with his constituents is showing tremendous shortcomings. In judgement as well.
Is Gordon a wife beater? Is he a tax cheat? We'll leave those judgements to others. But there's no question he's a pervert. Sending a picture of your penis to someone you're not already intimate with is 21st Century sexual assault. If Gordon walked up to these women on the street and pulled it out, this would be a criminal case and he'd be in the greybar hotel. While we can't explain the use of this "dating technique", others have opined that it's another in a range of techniques used by men to abuse women.
Billy Gordon has got to go.