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03 January 2016

WELCOME TO BOGANVILLE - A DAY IN CAIRNS CENTRAL

THREE HOLIDAY OBSERVATIONS IN CAIRNS CENTRAL OVER THE WEEKEND:

DAD AND MUM SETTING HIGH STANDARDS FOR THEIR DAUGHTER.  WE ALSO
NOTICED ASIAN TOURISTS TAKING PHOTOS OF THIS GUY.  A 
WONDERFUL CAIRNS KEEPSAKE!

The real danger of having a grocery duopoly - this Flight Centre and Liquorland used to be a Brumby's Bakery and Lenard's Chicken. 


Sat outside Myer having a coffee.  In 20 minutes, 9 customers triggered the security system as they left the store.  Not one was stopped and questioned.  Myer has been reviewing the "viability" of their Cairns store.  If it's not making any money, I think we know why. . . 



Finally, we all heard about the tragedy that drove several young people out of their accommodation as their rental house burned down over the weekend.  Donations were being taken for the residents who HAD NO INSURANCE.  As we begin the New Year we should all remember that we're now into Year Four of the Great FNQ Insurance Rort, with our federal representative Warren Entsch doing bugger all to fix it.  We're told up to 72% of the homes in FNQ are either uninsured or grossly underinsured.  

We're one disaster from a disaster.  Entsch must go.



28 comments:

CBD Tarzan said...

I have a Bogan family living next door to me.They swear at each other and at their two little girls 6&10. The twin boys she had last year are copping a good yelling for crying now they are a year old. Looks like there's another bun in the oven but things are getting better since mum got her licence back. Pure unbridled filth.

Anonymous said...

The title of this article is offensive and reveals your true character. What a bitter and horrible person you must be. Labor, the likely successor if Entsch was ousted has no policy that I have heard of re insurance so noting would change. OMG you found one bloke with an offensive t-shirt, we must all be Bogans! Did you think about calling the Myer manager with your observation? Nup easier to whinge at 3am. As usual you are unable to post social commentary without labeling and name calling. When that fails you, you have a crack at anyone having a go. Pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Another brief but succinct article showing how Cairns truly is the fucktard capital of Australia. Entsch is yet to earn 1 cent of his taxpayer salary over the years, and if he fixes the great insurance rip off then it will be a miracle from heaven. The Minister for meat pies and motorcycles along with Sleepy Bob deserve the dubious title of 'Back to the future' for allowing Cairns to stay somewhere back in the 70's while the rest of the universe moves forward. And by the way, for an example of how you change a Hillbilly shithole into something desirable look no further than Ipswich. It can be done.

Anonymous said...

Wonderful family picture of the local dross. Bonehead dad with a t-shirt advertising his input into the community. Feral mum with signature tats on her arms. Were the parents feeling hungry after a big 24 hours of indulging in ice? Were they teaching the daughter lessons on how to provide financially for a family - stay on the dole, break into cars and houses and steal and then go to Cairns Cent'feral and have lunch? Another sad display of what greets our international tourists. Yep, I can really see what Tony Fung sees in Cairns!

Anonymous said...

Annon 07:34, harden up Princess. You will likely find that HBW provided just a brief snapshot of what inhabits our community. If he spent 12 hours straight snapping photos the result would likely scare you so much that you would never come out from beneath your rock! The fact is this; Cairns has become overrun with bogans and fucktards, and that is just within the ranks of our politicians and failed business leaders!! Someone has to expose the facts and HBW does a fine job. Who else would do that, the Compost? I hope HBW keeps all these articles flowing in. I guess though that for some people the truth hurts.

Ken svay said...

Cairns is indeed overrun with awful people. We finally managed to remove our kiwi neighbours who were the worst people that I have encountered in my life. As for insurance, we were told by Entsch last year that six months hence his inquiry would produce results for us. Nothing so far and I think the six months is up . As for the council, words fail me. Why do I pay more in rates on a tiny one bed unit than for a house on a block in Perth? Then there is the 5% impost on electricity bills!
I find the deep north to be a hotbed of corruption, nepotism and ignorance. It is so like Cambodia but the people here are uglier.

Anonymous said...

10:07 It really is pathetic to see that there are people who believe that tatts = criminals and that you have to label everything from the local paper to local pollies. Just stand back and look at the article objectively, and then the bitter. twisted and downright biased comments. I reckon the bloke in the ill advised t-shirt would have more integrity in is little finger than you lot. Try to display an opinion without labeling, you might find it liberating.

Anonymous said...

Insurance or not, what sort of idiot fiddles with a leaking gasbottle inside the house? And how did it ignite? Was he smoking a bong while fixing the gas? How about the poor owner of the house. Even if he is insured, he will most likely be substantially out of pocket.

Anonymous said...

Princess 10:07, you obviously can relate to the slapper with the tatts and the bogan with the filth t-shirt. Whether you like labelling or not those two parents are Hillbillys. I don't know whether the chick is a crim or not, an don't care. But she looks like a complete slapper. And by the way the Compost is a totally shite and biased rag and out local Poliies are useless twats. But of course if you are an unemployed bogan anon-princess then you would love our local non-working Poliies who support dross like you while screwing the working tax payer!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha the scumbag bonehead with integrity in his middle finger!! Yep, the same middle finger that gets waived at all of us on the road as he screams past in the right hand lane doing 90 in a 60 zone in his shitbox unregistered Hyundai while off his dial on ice or whatever other shit he stuffs into his body.

Anonymous said...

Earlville shopping centre is awash with overweight ugly people with no dress sense and covered in cheap tatts. It's the new "normal".

If you want to stand out, don't be obese, don't have cheap ugly tatts and don't have pieces of metal stuck in your face.

Bob R. said...

Oh Christ ALL mighty, it's a HAPPY NEW YEAR alright hey. Nice to see everyone so cheery , really warms up me old heart.

Anonymous said...

Annon 18:49, solid gold! Great post. I was at Earlville on Wednesday last week, the bogan tally was off the scale. The highlight was a 'couple', you know the skinny guy/fat girl combo. He would've weighed 40kgs, wore just stubbies (no shirt), he had a mullet and his ensemble was completed by wearing no shoes and he had complimentary long yellow toenails. He wore beautiful prison issues tattoos, the type that are done by a fellow long term grub drunk on prison made goon. She was probably a size 22 and was wearing a white dress (more like a tent) and it was so short that when she half bent over you could see all of her 'nasty stuff', and believe you me, it was nasty. She had the standard metal fence posts in her nose, eyebrows and lips, had a mullet but nicely shaved at the sides, tattooed neck and naturally wore no shoes. Her feet were cracked and were blacker than Billy Gordon's old fella. As they walked around they scowled at people, used offensive language around the elderly and young kids, and they basically displayed all the qualities of societies lowest common denominator - a turd. Now of course we have fans of these parasites, people like Annon 14:17 and 07:34, who are possibly related to or can relate to the scum pond level of some of Cairns not so finest individuals. But I hate to tell you that the people we are discussing are nothing more than unwashed trailer park trash and should all be shipped off to Cow Bay immediately. "Cairns, beautiful one day and full of fucktards the next".

Anonymous said...

When I first moved to Cairns there were just the locals and some refugees from "down South". At the extreme ends you had the rednecks and the hippies / ferals. All fairly harmless and pleasant. Where have all these obese bogans come from?

Sometimes when I try to get past an obese family who block an entire aile as they waddle through the shopping centre slurping on supersized milkshakes I wonder how they managed to get so incredibly fat. Surely they must have noticed that their ass barely fitted through the door anymore? They didn't just wake up that way one day?? Looking at the content of their shopping trolleys it is no surprise really. It's not just how much you eat, it's also what you eat. And no, diet coke does not make you lose weight, no matter how much you guzzle of it.

Wearing lycra pants when you weigh over 120 kg does not help either. Neither does pale skin with cheap blue tattoos and an aggressive, defiant demeanour. When did this become normal?

Have you ever been to one of those all-you-can-eat pokie temples when a bunch of those fat f*ckers descend onto " the buffet" ? If I ran the place I'd put in a weigh bridge and make them pay by the kilo!

Happy New Year !

Anonymous said...

This is just gossipy I am not so interested in though will say ironic how conservative types opposition to progressive policy looks in real life :)

Anonymous said...

Note: Entsch quiet on the vile treatment of women by his own party. Hmmm.

Anonymous said...

Of course Wazza is a quiet over the treatment of women issue. Typical gutless politician hiding like a parasite under a rock whenever real issues arise. They make me sick.

Anonymous said...

Anon..18.49.... Do Not send them to Cow Bay...they would not last 5 minutes ...you obviously haven't spent much time up here,or you were weeded out!!!!

Anonymous said...

What a beautiful family portrait. So that is how long term unemployment, ice addiction, and grubby attitudes are represented today? I wouldn't be shocked if either parent became local politicians when you look at the quality we currently have. And there is enough of their ilk in the community to vote them in with a landslide win...time to relocate away from this fucked up zoo.

Anonymous said...

Great statement Annon 08:09. The fatties love wearing those stretchy Lycra outfits! Sure they may fit comfortably, but has someone told them that we can see every bump, divet, cellulite ripple and their giant cameltoe? Imagine the job of the poor cleaners at Earlville shops after the KFC lunchtime assault when all these fat beasts line up to damage the shitters? Worst thing is that just an hour later they are at it again eating crap, skulling Coke, smashing down meat pies and clearing out all the donuts from Donut King. Then the pièce de ré·sis·tance comes as they waddle out to their cars, dump their shopping trolley up against some poor buggers nice car as they try and squeeze their massive frames into their cars. Now it's only normal in Cairns for the car spaces to be very tiny, each spot filled by a shitty 4WD with P-plate and dog cage on the back, and parked over the fucking white line. The fatty bangs their car door into the next car (and doesn't give a shit) an if you're lucky because they are too fat to turn their necks as they reverse out they hit the car behind them, naturally not leaving a note for the poor innocent victim of the damage. Yep, that's our Cairns for you.

Alison Alloway said...

Tatts and body metal are todays youth conformity. If we look at fashions over the centuries, this trend will be followed by a backlash against tatts and body metal. The mini skirts of the 1960s and 1970s were followed by the maxi skirt. Long hair was followed by the mullet cut.

Obesity, however is a national health problem because eating is now a favourite national past-time. Once upon a time, we all ate to live and foody talk was kept in the kitchens or in the pages of CWA recipe books. Food was plain and eaten three times a day. Once upon a time, all meals were taken with drinking cups of hot tea. The hot tea helped digest the food and also helped fill the belly, so that it helped prevent over-eating. Today the tea-pot, resplendent in its cosy, no longer stands on the dining room table.

Today food and cooking shows dominate the television programs, chefs are celebrities, the internet is crammed with recipe websites and people post endless photos of dishes of food, often with the caption, "Nom, nom nom, in my belly this goes!" Food is now something to boast about and gluttony has disappeared from our vocabulary. We have seen a growth in businesses catering solely for eating. Not just the fast food outlets, but specialities like "cupcake" and "donut" shops. Restaurants continue to increase, particularly those offering food from different cultures.

When I was a child, we laughed and laughed at the antics of Billy and Bessie Bunter, brought to us through children's books and comics. The humour always had the same theme - Billy or Bessie went to great lengths to smuggle food into their respective boarding schools, but their plot was foiled and the teachers always found them, hidden away somewhere, stuffing themselves with their favourite chocolate eclairs. We thought that was enormously funny, just hilarious.
How could they spend all that time thinking about food, and then wanting to eat so much of the time? It was so unreal to us, it was absurd. We had many jokes inspired by Billy and Bessie which did the rounds of the school yard.

How times have changed, and in such a short period of time.

Anonymous said...

Interesting post there Alison; some salient points made particularly with the teapot on the dining room table. Drinking hot tea did have the effect of helping to fill the stomach and tea was usually consumed five to six times a day.

Tony Hillier said...

'SHOPPING NARCOSIS' copyright A.J.Hillier

LURED BY THE NEON, LIKE DRUNKEN MOTHS
SUPERMARKET JUNKIES, HANGING OUT FOR SHOPS
WADDLIN’ OUT OF WOOLLIES WITHOUT THEIR CASH
TROLLIES OVERFLOWING WITH ALL KINDS OF TRASH
WHO TURNED THE LIGHTS OUT, WHAT’S GOING ON?
WHO TURNED THE LIGHTS OUT, SOMETHING’S WRONG!

CANS OF PICKLED CHUNDER, BRIMFUL WITH JUNK
SLABS OF DEAD ANIMAL IN CHOLESTEROL CHUNKS
TAKEAWAY COMESTIBLES, CARDBOARD CHUNDER POPS
ENDLESS ROWS AND ROWS OF PLASTIC, SOULLESS SHOPS

CIVILISATION CAN THIS BE RIGHT
CIVILISATION CAN THIS BE BRIGHT
CIVILISATION TURN ON THE LIGHT!!

GAUNT GRANNIES GRIMACE, WITH PURSED LIPS
SEEKING OUT THE SPECIALS WITH THEIR PURSES ZIPPED
SIDESTEPPING SKATEBOARDS, TOPPING UP WITH COKE
HIP-HOPPING CULTURE: AN AMERICAN JOKE!

WHO TURNED THE LIGHTS OUT, WHAT’S GOING ON?
WHO TURNED THE LIGHTS OUT, SOMETHING’S WRONG!

APATHETIC ADOLESCENTS HELPING THEMSELVES
REGISTERING CASH ALL RIGHT, BUT PRECIOUS LITTLE ELSE
CHECK OUT THE CULTURE — IT’S MALL NEUROSIS
NOBODY AT HOME — IT’S A CASE OF SHOPPING NARCOSIS

‘OME JAMES, AND DON’T SPARE THE ‘ORSES!

shanghai said...

cmon u guys don't judge a book by its cover everyone is over reacting chill sound judgement and common sense will prevail in cairns and Australia look after our friends family and community and stop being selfish help each other don't bag our kids if they good ideas help them don't rely on government.... look where we live people all the world would love to live here so stop the bitching .. lead or follow or get the fuck out of the way

Anonymous said...

I love it when they wear low back tops exposing a stressed two-inch bra strap withstanding the mass of two massive mammaries which would in themselves require as much nutrients as a third-world village.
Stockland Earlville is a zoo.

Anonymous said...

Where is the local talent like Kevin Brown in his pinstripe shirts when you need him.

Anonymous said...

Cairns is a shit hole full of bogans ©

Ken svay said...

What a great thread. My doctor told me that she would rather be dead than have diabetes, most if the fatsos will contract diabetes for sure. If one looks at photos from the thirties, forties and fifties Americans and Australians were pretty lean. Where the hell do we go wrong?
I have just returned from Cambodia and Thailand where women don't smoke. It always shocks me to see women here driving a car with a fag dangling from their mouth or the other day a woman with one leg, in a wheelchair outside the hospital smoking!