The quote above was actually said by a former Cairns Post editor to John "Cueball" MacKenzie several years ago. This after a reader complaint about a front page story riddled with errors and falsities.
With many now relying for their local news from the Cairns Post "online", it's great that they've provided this ticker there so that we can all be prepared for the upcoming election.
Or maybe not.
You can't make this shit up.