4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News

4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News
4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News Led by John "Cueball" Mackenzie

16 July 2016

OUR FAVOURITE RADIO BIGOT PREPARES A DINNER PARTY FOR ONE


WHAT KIND OF VEGGIES LOOK GOOD THIS WEEK?  CAULIFLOWER?  
SHIT, NONE IN THIS EAR.  WHAT ELSE LOOKS GOOD?

LET'S ROOT AROUND IN THE PEAPODS.

I ALWAYS PREFER THE PEAPODS THAT HAVE A
FORTUNE INSIDE.  NONE OF THEM AT RUSTY'S


ALWAYS LOOK WAAAAAY IN THE BACK.  THAT'S WHERE
THEY HIDE THE BEST ONES!


SO HOW DO I USE A CREDIT CARD ON THIS THING?








Happy to insert more appropriate captions
Thanks to Anthony R. for the photos

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Perhaps Egghead was thinking "I think I will invite Entsch around for dinner. While discussing gay marriage plebiscites we might share a fat cucumber"!
Or;
"Where are the coconut husks"?
Or;
"Bloody hell, where is the haggas. Kevin Brown won't be happy if we don't have haggas".

Anonymous said...

Cueball thinking to himself; 'Shit I look hot in cargo shorts and queer brown slippers'.

Anonymous said...

WTF did you say Shanghai?, Anthony probably takes up skirt photos as well, id rather see that then Rug nut.

CBD Warrior said...

I don't think that's him. It's just a regular hobo.

Anonymous said...

It's a dildo with ears!!

Anonymous said...

Could be Peter Garrett or Patrick Stewart.

Anonymous said...

trying desperately to find a "young" one....

Anonymous said...

Should add that cue ball rents out rooms in his house to young female Asian backpackers and that when he interviews them he does it over a one on one candle light BBQ. Proof indeed that we once did slither out of the ocean.

Anonymous said...

Cucumbers are in season..

Hamish Krint said...

Pic 1 - Hearing aid stuffed again - the veggies aren't talking to me
Pic 2 - I just found a Pokémon monster!
Pic 3 - Gotta stop the old fella from slipping into the plastic bag and getting mixed up with the cucumbers
Pic 4 - Sailors, countrymen - I'm ready, be gentle with me
Pic 5 - How do I price the tomatoes as potatoes?

Anonymous said...

Pic 4 - I wonder if I will find a twink back there. (Google it)

Anonymous said...

He's not a fit looking person.