4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News

4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News
4CA - Queensland's Home for Fake News Led by John "Cueball" Mackenzie

16 January 2017

2017 JOHN MACKENZIE DOUBLES-DOWN ON RIGHT WING RACIST AGENDA

FEW THINGS CAN GET SOMEONE TO RETURN
HOME EARLY FROM WHATEVER
PEDO-HAVEN HOLIDAY LOCATION THEY'VE GONE
John "Cueball" MacKenzie has begun the new year by putting up his #1 Issue - the presence of "itinerants" from the "communities".   And he's now being assisted by the voice of the right wing at Cairns Council, Richie Bates.  Bates has come up with a new, whiz-bang crime fighting tool that can be used to run these aboriginal itinerants out of town.  Or at least as Cueball said, "away from the tourists".  Bates said nothing in defence - he's now fully a tool of the CBD business community.  

Heaven knows we don't want the tourists to know how the original occupants of this land are being treated.  We're not even giving any lipservice to half-way housing, or alcohol rehab, or even support of homeless encampments.  Nope, we're only interested in pushing them out of the CBD.  And former  ALP leader is now at the front of the mob carrying his own pitchfork.  

You can't make this shit up.

CR. RICHIE BATES URGES COUNCIL
TO INVEST IN MORE HIGH-TECH
CRIME FIGHTING EQUIPMENT
Bates also mutely agreed that the "problem" as advanced by MacKenzie is 'the coppers driving around in their air conditioned cars with the windows up'.  Yea, that's the problem.

Funnily they didn't bring up the REAL problems that we have with the QPS in Cairns.  A three year constable arrested for high-range drink driving (0.18), and the QPS is actually hesitating about sacking her.  Another Cairns QPS constable arrested (AGAIN!) for wife beating.  This after the cover-up of the Cairns-based assistant commissioner who hit and killed a tourist, with the police report into the incident blocked from the media.  It's looking like Cairns is the dumping ground for low-skill police.  The good ones get skimmed-off and sent to the Gold Coast and other points south.

Then Macca calls "Jenny" from Brinsmead - a professed aboriginal elderly woman who claims that the problems are caused by the youth mimicking black American culture.  Yes, that's the problem.  Too much rap music.  MacKenzie creamed himself gushing over the support his right-wing agenda had support from other than his right-wing regulars.  Look for "Jenny" to be a frequent tool on the 2017 MacKenzie program.  

MacKenzie then filled out the crime-fighting program with a retired NSW prison guard who's got "all the answers".  Barf.  A caller from Mooroobool, "Terry",  then calls in to sing the praises of Maricopa County, AZ Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who put overflow prisoners in tents and introduced other cost controls.  Sadly neither the caller or MacKenzie is aware that Arpaio was turfed out of office by the voters in Phoenix, and indicted and arrested for federal crimes related to his term as Sheriff.  

4CA.  The Far North Queensland Home of "Fake News".  

ERRATA: 

4CA has begun running ads for Daikin Air Conditioning and local vendor "Hayden CARE-ENS".  Nothing better than using local vendors to do your commercials - except for the management at 4CA who've agreed to run them.  
  

26 comments:

Anonymous said...


The tourists see the locals as redneck ferals so not sure why they pick on itinerants when they themselves are held in such low esteem. I have heard more complaints about racist bogan then itinerants anyway.

Anonymous said...

What a grotesque photo of Cueball and the Clown. I almost choked on my dinner and my doodle has gone limp for the next year! Both of them look the byproduct of when a brother and sister have sex! Photos like that will scare the kiddies.

Anonymous said...

You are right about QPs being corrupt and just all round assholes who protect each other. I have evidence of a major cover up which is still going on. They lie blatantly. Record everything if you are having anything to do with them. We need another Fitzgerald enquiry.

Hamish Krint said...

Hey, I've got an idea!!! Why doesn't Cueball stand for One Nation in Cairns at next state election????? Surely he'll pull double figures in the voting! The he could be the regular guest on the next dummy's talkback show! All ye Cueball supporters, arise from the ashes, and wave your toupees in the air!

Tony Hillier said...

Cueball, Compost and the current Council pander to prehistoric white males while steadfastly peddling stereotypically antiquated attitudes, which is why they're all on the slippery slope to extinction. Meanwhile, Cairns continues to tread water … at best!

Anonymous said...

Cueball would love to join One Nation. He could hangbout with James Assby, Slipper style! But don't worry, there is room in Cueballs spa for him, James, Slippery Pete, Manning, Warren Stench and Norris Farter for starters. The orange haired clown Hansen wouldn't be invited to join, but she could stand there with that dumb arse look on her face saying 'please explain'! I just wonder who they would get to clean the spa filters later on - Julian Tomlinson from the Compost?

Observer said...

Pauline is in thick with the LNP who all think she is going to save them from the hordes of rioting peasants. Yep, it's a real love-fest, everybody getting down and lovin one another right now. She's even forgiven Abbott for sending her to jail and calling on Turnbull to return Slitherin sleazy Tony to the front bench. Of course Mackenzie is going to be singing Pauline's praises. Simpletons love other simpletons. Murdoch's TV programs feature her continuously as an expert on anything and everything from dandruff to the International Monetary Fund and the couch sprawling, blubbery people who watch TV all day think she is heaven sent. She's such a celebrity that she even got an invite to Trump's inauguration, so she primps. But she's not going because she is too dedicated to the people of Queensland, she says. More like she is a bit nervous of the man she admires grabbing her by the pussy. Not, of course, that she would be adverse to a bit of camel toe grabbing especially from a man like Trump, but that's just my take on it.

Hamish Krint said...

Maybe Cueball and PH could marry each other - imagine their kids!!!! Little bald babies with red hair eventually - from rust! (I bet she hasn't had it for a while.....) And then, together, they could fight crime and save the world...... A match truly made in hell....

Anonymous said...

Great photo of Ronald McDonald and Grimace HBW!

Anonymous said...

Cameltoe grabbing? With Pauline it's more like 'moose knuckle grabbing'! Pauline is addicted to the taxpayer trough. It's not a bad way to earn a living being nominated, receiving votes, now sitting in the senate - easy money, great super, perks, and a bit I an ego tickle! She loves Queensland? Ha. Hardly. Being a Senator pays the bills and gives her a chance, in her mind, to halt the expansion of Islam and Chinks into Australia. That's pretty much it. By her own actions she is a racist fuck and a useless politican getting paid by us to do what again? Send her to Trump I say. When he finally gets taken out by the USA shadow government by a CIA operative hiding behind a grassy knoll they may accidentally hit the red haired clown also! If not, Trump can bang her senseless atop the Mexican wall....seriously, what a bunch of muppets. Politicans are a pox on society and must be the most conceited and useless dregs of society known to man. Fuck em all. I haven't met a good one yet.

Anonymous said...

One nation has always being Liberal in wolfs clothing, even Howard adopted most of her policies. Being invited to the Donald's big day in Washington confirms the Republic, Liberal, Tori mindset of that side of politics and why Trump wanted a One Nation representative there to drive his ego. I am waiting for the Trump bandwagon to expel illegal migrants in America and wonder who will pick the small crops, wash the dishes and all the other menial work no one else wants for $5.00 an hour. Surly not the 51% who voted for him because it is pretty hard to live on $5.00 an hour even in America. I find it amusing that the Tories and Republicans and Liberals and even One Nation heroes started the Globalization that they hate and dispise so much today.

Anonymous said...

Ironic is the agenda (hate/division/fear etc) she promotes that's aimed at the same groups of people who contribute to her salary via tax...

Alison Alloway said...

Ewwwww, alright boys, no need to be so crude. Yes indeed, the mainstream media machine are providing Pauline Hanson and One Nation with unlimited access and publicity. She is now the darling of all the LNP shock jocks. The reasoning behind it is all too obvious. The LNP are facing an enormous voter backlash and they believe One Nation will save them from annihilation at the next polls. Whether it pans out this way or not, I don't know. Reading through posts on the One Nation websites, it is patently obvious their supporters are politically naïve and trusting. It is doubtful they understand that a vote for One Nation is a vote for the LNP. Just like American voters who voted for Trump had no understanding that he is an oligarch.
The LNP have committed suicide with this Centrelink robo-debt fiasco. Just about every home and family in Australia would have one of those letters of demand by this, with more expected to be sent out. It has been a long time since I saw such anger in the community. The closest occasion would be when Newman up and sacked 14,000 public servants in one sweeping hit. It could well be that Pauline helps save the LNP and restores Abbott to the Prime Minister's position. Who can tell? One thing is certain however, once she has outlived her usefulness to the LNP, she will be booted up the bum, once again. All those years in the political wilderness has not wisened her up. If anything, she is even sillier.

Anonymous said...

You made a good point there Anonymous 18.47. We were all saying that Trump wouldn't get rid of all the illegals or Mexicans in Murica. Who would clean their houses, mind their kids and mow their lawns?

Anonymous said...

I see that Trump is trying to get one of the people responsible for the GFC into the treasury secretary position. Why not, Mr Trump get Charles Manson out of jail and make him Attorney General while you are at it. No wonder the Americans lost the Viet Nam war and as the American empire collapses and replaced by a communist state empire we as Australians need to increase our defence budget of GDP and fade out our alliance on America. The irony is the very people who voted for him will be the very people hit with higher taxes and penalities to support his crazy view on the world but as a 4 times bankrupted property developer, failed casino operator and supporter of horse hair wigs they get what they deserve. I always see how far down the tube American politics has sunk when one considers the JFK had from memory 5,thats five Republicans on his front bench in a Democrat governemt,imagine that happening today.

KitKat said...

You made some good points there AA 10.06. It didn't surprise me one bit when Pauline celebrated Trump's victory and then claimed she had received an invitation to his inauguration ceremony. Pauline is that type of woman who would find rich and powerful men "sexy" and would gravitate to them, flirting away and showing off their wares. These types of women accept behaviours from wealthy men which they would not from poorer and less powerful men. I'm sure you know what I mean. Trump certainly has no false illusions about these gold digger trollops. He has most likely encountered many of them over the decades, hence his contemptuous "pussy grabbing" comment.

I see it is quite a common enough occurrence amongst the LNP here in Australia to gather themselves such a wife. I don't know how many old boys, fat gutted and ugly as sin itself, are strutting around with young women attached to their arms like hairy, toothy tumours.
If they were ordinary Joe Blohs with ordinary jobs, these gold digging trollops wouldn't be anywhere in sight.

Anonymous said...

They are called "trophy brides" KitKat and they represent the old fellas lamborghinis. When the fat gutted and ugly as sin old boys stroll around the town with a hairy, toothy tumour attached to their arms (as you put it) they are saying, LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME I DON'T HAVE A LIMP DICK. They fool nobody.

Anonymous said...

Some talkback, brackets, shock jock hosts call their's trophy boys!

Anonymous said...

David Oldfield, when he resigned from One Nation, in disgust, made the comment that Pauline had a fatal habit of racing to the media and repeating the last thing that someone said to her, without checking the veracity of the comments or discussing them with the One Nation executive. Just last night, Pauline did it again, inferring that the terrible events in Melbourne with the crazed driver in the CBD, was the action of a "Muslim terrorist". Police, however were quick to deny this.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like local talk back radio anon @19.40.Rumours, gossip and experts from as far away as a regular caller sitting in his manshed getting all excited that he is on the radio and it must be true.

Anonymous said...

Love that photo. Is that Beaker and Dr Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets?? I kid you not, take a look online, it is it is!!!

Anonymous said...

Spot on old mate.

Anonymous said...

lol.and the last bit was even better.

Anonymous said...

Entertaining your take on this subject.

Anonymous said...

Love your humor.

Anonymous said...

lol.yes.