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21 July 2017

ESTATE AGENT BOASTS "HE'S TAKING OVER PORT DOUGLAS" - WITH LISTING THAT BUYERS ARE SHUNNING

THE SHINGLES - IS THAT A SMILE, JENNA?
OR IS IT THE BOTOX? 
Tourist towns around the world are filled with charlatans and scam artists.  One of the biggest areas rife for scammers is real estate.

One of the more prolific agents in Cairns is a guy named Nathan Shingles.  Nathan for years has self-promoted himself as "The Top Agent and Agency in Trinity Park".  

It's the ONLY agency in Trinity Park.  Duh.

Shingles has been the front-man for dodgy LNP hangers-on Howie and Bronwyn Thomas, who have relied on Shingles's double talking to find them places to rent.  These political connections are what's brought him and his operations to our attention. Insiders have pointed out that the various Thomas scams - the overseas logo business and other unreported income, have made it increasingly difficult for ol' Howie to find a place without a guy like Nathan Shillgles running interference with the landlords.  

As sellers in higher-end suburbs like Bluewater have become disillusioned with the fast-talking Shingles and his silicone wife Jenna, Nathan has been casting around for a market where he can start afresh.

He's now snagged a higher-end residence near Port Douglas and has reportedly convinced the owners that his "skill with the Chinese", who have been purchasing some of Port's high-end investments, made him the best choice as an agent.

Shingle's skill however neglected a key point that means NO Chinese would ever touch this property.

The address, "144", is one of the worst fung shui numbers for a residential property.  Like the number "13" in many buildings which has been skipped altogether, the number "144" is seldom assigned to any Chinese property.  Even apartment buildings have no apartment "144".

144 means "Death, Guaranteed Death".

Nice job, Nathan.  Your career is rapidly careering to a guaranteed death.  Stick with your deadbeat South Africans.  

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

I recall Nathan being chucked out of the RSL on ANZAC day after he punched out an elderly digger for getting in his way. He's quite the hero.

Anonymous said...

No shock in this story. Cairns is a haven for shonka, shysters and charlatans ( not to mention crooked and useless Politicians). Its what the town breeds. I don't know if it is the humidity or incessant mould that affects the brains of locals but there are a shitload of them up here!!!

Anonymous said...

How much plastic surgery has his missus had? Looks like some new boobies under the top and obvious Botox or something around the eyes as she looks like she is squinting or the facial expression is locked in! And the kid, boy or girl? Hard to tell.

Anonymous said...

Shingles is not a local, he's from Moreton Bay. A large proportion of the Cairns population comes from elsewhere. While Cairns has its fair share of fuck-wits, overall people here are pretty good.

Anonymous said...

Moreton Bay hey? No wonder he likes Cairns then, both areas contain mangroves and useless mud shorelines. And yes Annon 01:23 Cairns does have a lot of imports here, mostly from Adelaide. Then again there are a lot of gooks that own the 'cash only' shops on the Cairns esplanade. But the biggest proportion of fuckwits are definitely the locals, after all who would seriously vote for Manning consecutively? You have to be a local to vote for Council, so this alone proves the level of mentality the 'locals' have.

Anonymous said...

Isn't "shingles" a disease?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 9:10, you don't have to be "local" , as in "locally born"to vote for council. You just need to be registered here. A large proportion of those voting for the likes of Manning may be recent arrivals from the South who haven't got a clue about local issues. Maybe you should widen your circle of acquaintances a bit, or better still, leave town and move to a more enlightened place if you think most locals are fuckwits. Preferably a place without mangroves. How about Mt. Isa ? I don't care much for your racist language either.

Anonymous said...

I remember Nathan from when we were both in the navy based at HMAS CAIRNS. He was a knob then, and by the looks of it, nothing's changed. As a navy cook, he was no Steven Seagal.

Anonymous said...

Anus 14:05, the Isa is a great place, been there done that. Cairns would be a better place too if there weren't so many retards like you. I'm. I'm not that racist, I married an Indonesian. But I detest the cash taking gooks that get away with paying no tax while a hard working salaried businessman like myself pays $0.47 per every dollar I earn over $180,000. I also detest Muslims who promote and act out terrorism upon the innocent. So if I hate ragheads then that's fine, call me racist.

Anonymous said...

That's hilarious anon 14:05. You seem to have a lot in common with Shingles, big-mouthing yourself like that. However, the fact that you bought yourself a wife in Asia doesn't make you sound any less racist. The Isa seems like a great place for you. The locals there are all intelligent, hard working and well- informed people like you. Lots of Asian wives too. Wonder why that is? Nothing wrong with that of course, although I sometimes wonder how the girls put up with it.

Anonymous said...

Thanks gaylord, I appreciate your valued input. I married an Asian because I was sick of the well used Aussie hags like your missus.

Anonymous said...

I saw a comment that using a photo with Jenna and the kid is "out of bounds".

Nonsense. Jennifer Anne and her plastic funbags is a licenced agent in this "one man office", and they routinely feature children in their promotions.

Anonymous said...

Anon 21:35 Turns out you're both a racist, a misogynist and someone who exploits impoverished Asian females. I think you might belong to Nathan's inner circle.In the LNP glory days they used to all gather in a certain inner city restaurant; Manning, James, King, Trout, Shingles, McKenzie etc. Didn't see any Asian ladies though. Weren't you invited? or maybe our naval hero doesn't like Asians ?

Anonymous said...

Shingles is a product of an industry that spends its clients money to promote themselves. Pure and simple it's a bullshit business that attracts snake oiled salesman and con artists. As another poster has said Nathan is a former cook from the navy, and by all accounts he was not very good.

Anonymous said...

Its about time someone exposed this grub for what he is. REIQ have a file of complaints on him a goat couldn't jump over and there's nothing they can do about it as he's not a member of any official real estate organization. Horrible man.

Barb said...

Never list your property with him. He harasses you if you take the listing off him and even puts a caveat on your house so you can't sell it with anybody else. Total narcissist and aggressive bully.

Anonymous said...

Total psycho. Never deal with him or his ugly wife.

kim said...

so who would comment about jennas private bits how is it any of your business i have never seen pics of her showing her chest and even if she did how is it any of anybody business wow all of these gutless people how about you say who you are .

Anonymous said...

He was a bloody cook? And there he was posting pictures of himself on FB bragging about how he was bravely subduing a couple of bedraggled and unarmed refugees and keeping Australia safe. What a con artist.

Anonymous said...

Annus 08:36, you seem to know a lot about 'inner circles'. Perhaps you are very familiar with Wazza's 'inner circle' also, along with his golden circle? I would say you've attended those secret meetings in which much back slapping, eating of cucumber sandwiches, sipping on green tea and playing nude leapfrog takes place? Either way you're twat.

Anonymous said...

Total wanker, and Howie what can one say? After his failed tilt to become a local councillor, through his thin skinned wife. Now he is the promo man for "help Troutie save Earl Hill". I think he is about to weave his magic again.

Anonymous said...

Hi Kim Jong Un

Anonymous said...

If he was a cook in the Navy he would be used to 'soggy sao's".

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha ya can't make this shit up. Navy Cook/Stealestate agent with a son that looks like a pretty girl and a missus that has more plastic in her than in a Dildo factory! How is it that these hacks all end up in Cairns desperate to become a lowlife Councillor? Send this fucktard family back to Moreton please. And take Manning, Fatboy and Trout with him.

Frustrated said...

Only just been alerted to these posts and I have to say well done Hillbilly Watch, you need to keep this going. As someone in his industry he gives the rest of us a bad name and Anon. (we are not all shysters !!.) Check out Cairns Best and Worst Agents, he's never mentioned on it but the rest of us are constantly bagged on it - a bit suss if you ask me. I hope his Vendors get to see these posts so maybe they will realise what a dead beat they are dealing with.

Anonymous said...

Lout.

Anonymous said...

His wife looks kinda hot to me.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 23/7 21:31, you are not so anonymous. You are Bill Schutz. Probably the most hated person in Cairns. Definitely the dumbest.

Anonymous said...

There was a post about ole' Shingles (isn't that a skin rash?) having a meltdown at a private function a few years back. Can't remember the finer details but I believe a few punches were thrown, plus a spatter of upset vendors every now and then. It's a very, very small town.